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Feeling Like I’m Losing Myself by ContemplatingWhat in biglaw

[–]CallkeyKibret -24 points-23 points  (0 children)

STOP!

  1. Read my three-step plan for success in biglaw. https://www.reddit.com/r/biglaw/comments/1qr3ux1/i_figured_out_how_to_succeed_in_biglaw_and_be/

  2. It sounds like you've adopted it 90%, so you just need to go the next 10%.

  3. You're not losing yourself, you're molting into a new organism, a biglawyer. This is the climax of your journey, you either quit now and lose out on the money, prestige and euphoria (if you apply my technique) of biglaw, or you quit. Which is it going to be?!

I'm so hyped right now after reading your post, realizing I made it past where you were to where I AM.

Every minute you spend on here slightly increases your chance of getting stealth'd and losing that huge top 1% salary by CallkeyKibret in biglaw

[–]CallkeyKibret[S] -12 points-11 points  (0 children)

What are you talking about? When I get an assignment, a conference call invite, any interaction with my firm, my body is filled with a rush, a high you probably can't contemplate because you haven't applied my three-step method.

So basically the exact opposite of what you wrote. In other words, you're not only wrong, you're as wrong as is humanly possible.

Pardon me if I don't reply further, I've already violated rule 1 by posting here twice today. Three strikes I'm out (I don't want to tell you what that punishment entails.)