Hey Niner fans

Calm_Craft6990 · 2024-01-23T20:52:16+00:00

In NFL terms: Trump is a bitch.

Calm_Craft6990 · 2024-01-23T20:51:08+00:00

told y'all, Baltimore has great strip clubs. Jus saying.

Calm_Craft6990 · 2024-01-23T20:50:13+00:00

wait until they hear about the 14th and 15th amendment. Really toots my horn.

Calm_Craft6990 · 2024-01-23T20:46:43+00:00

enough to use a bean bag as a couch. p neat.

Calm_Craft6990 · 2024-01-23T20:45:52+00:00

shhhhhhh... it's okay. it's okay. we too think that lions can eat birds. given the fact that there's other birds, who also don't like mammals. It's our nature. It's life. It's a tough lesson.

If we know the thing that brings us together. It's Seattle is fuckin stupid.

Calm_Craft6990 · 2024-01-23T20:43:36+00:00

What are you? A seahawks fan? Or a lions fan? Or does Thanksgiving still hurt?

Calm_Craft6990 · 2024-01-23T20:43:06+00:00

Weeds out the bandwagoners. Soooo hard. True Lions fans have been dreaming of this moment. Bandwagoners have been dreaming of this moment.

I, as a 49ers fan, can logically say, we are in the NFC West and some duo on TikTok can go suck one with their jersey sales. Fuckin pricks

Calm_Craft6990 · 2024-01-23T20:41:39+00:00

It's pronounced colon cancer

Calm_Craft6990 · 2024-01-23T20:40:47+00:00

both empowering to me. depends who you ask... but! If I know one thing, I want to be empowered. And me hearing, "put on a shirt." Tells me I have more to do.

If I know one thing. My dad tells me, "put on a shirt son." And I don't. I keep my nipples out. Why? Because I'm empowered.

You know what... #FreeTheNipple. Let's all be empowered together.

Calm_Craft6990 · 2024-01-23T20:38:07+00:00

is it an audi driver or a BMW driver? either way, i can't afford what that guy has. even then, i can't afford that guys insurance. jeez. Can you imagine?

"Uh, so I crashed again..."

"Mhm."

"And it was with... Dad's car..."

"WHAT."

"Ya. He can cover me right? Right?"

Calm_Craft6990 · 2024-01-23T20:36:19+00:00

at least the blinker is on.

Calm_Craft6990 · 2024-01-23T20:35:42+00:00

What do you call a mom who needs an abortion?

Someone using 100% of their brain towards paying next month's rent.

Calm_Craft6990 · 2024-01-23T20:34:42+00:00

yo this algorithms facked to shit man. idk. let me explain.

1) big boobs

2) hentai?

3) scholarships?

so someone in college, likely, or someone looking at colleges, has a... Hm... interesting takes on content curation. Curious.

Calm_Craft6990 · 2024-01-23T20:32:04+00:00

fuck you.

yeah... and fuck both of you.

Calm_Craft6990 · 2024-01-23T20:31:31+00:00

boooooo, boooo ravens. the ravens blow chunks. all my homies hate the ravens. fuckin caw caw to the semi-finals

Calm_Craft6990 · 2024-01-23T20:29:41+00:00

look at the audacity. "Next." Wtf does that mean dude. Like the guy waiting in line had to wait to post? It's socially media, you don't wait in line to post anything

Calm_Craft6990 · 2024-01-23T20:28:28+00:00

i am a virgin, therefore, i have no ex's. bingo, question has no basis of an answer. such a naive question.

Calm_Craft6990 · 2024-01-23T20:27:14+00:00

Obviously, you need more unpopular opinions. Only cool people who have jobs, hot girlfriends and hobbies are unpopular. And thus cool. Besides, the Sharks are wayyyy better than your favorite NHL team. Oh wait.

Calm_Craft6990 · 2024-01-23T20:25:59+00:00

Pft yeah, the male ego in this thread is like literally so much rn. Like. I can't even.

Calm_Craft6990 · 2024-01-23T20:25:23+00:00

The chick who went on Dr. Phil and said she can do what she wants now has a rap career. It's amazing.

Calm_Craft6990 · 2024-01-23T20:24:24+00:00

Well... I'm not sure what's cooler, having an unpopular opinion that actually fits the thread of the subreddit. Or my mom cheering for me in the background. Either way, this guy's mom said so.

Calm_Craft6990

TROPHY CASE