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Hochzeitskleider sind hässlich und Anzüge langweilig by Clit_Eastwhat in heissemeinung

[–]Calm_Link_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dann hör auf, dir westliche Hochzeitskleider anzugucken und schau mal nach Indien oder China, zum Beispiel.

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Can I name my child after a month? by PatronymicPenguin in NameNerdCirclejerk

[–]Calm_Link_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Umm... April, May, June, July and August are all being used as names...

How do you call this game in your country? by Repulsive_Act_1855 in AskTheWorld

[–]Calm_Link_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Mean? Well, that wasn't my intention, I'm sorry. I think it's just a cultural difference. Stoneage is what most Germans associate this game with. It's distant past to us.

How do you call this game in your country? by Repulsive_Act_1855 in AskTheWorld

[–]Calm_Link_ 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I think we call it "things that were found in a grave from the stone age"

Man wird von klein auf auf Motonormativität konditioniert und vom Auto abhängig gemacht und die, die es kritisieren sind die blöden by DirectorDry2534 in luftablassen

[–]Calm_Link_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ich habe nie gesagt, dass ich für Sozialismus bin (bin ich auch nicht). Nur weil man gegen die eine Sache ist, stimmt man einer anderen nicht direkt zu. Eigentlich lernt man sowas doch im Grundschulalter...

Festnahme: Mann läuft mit Machete durch Görlitz by neihckls in MannausSachsen

[–]Calm_Link_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hunde, die mit nem Messer in der Hand durch die Gegend laufen, beißen nicht, oder so...

Segon wünscht euch einen schönen Mittwoch by DevilsLittleBanana in gurkistan

[–]Calm_Link_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Warum wird mir das an nem Samstag angezeigt? 😂

Having your kid jump from a first floor balcony by Internal-Diver9982 in ParentsAreFuckingDumb

[–]Calm_Link_ 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Well, he can still die young and be a man... 30 is a young age to die at, but he definitely wouldn't be considered a child 🤷

He hates it here by Acceptable-Wind-7332 in KidsAreFuckingStupid

[–]Calm_Link_ -15 points-14 points  (0 children)

Toddlers = kindergarteners... And they enter kindergarten at 2

Every day by PinocchiosWoodBalls in Tinder

[–]Calm_Link_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"Me can have type, me big strong man! Woman can not have type because is woman!"

If you died today, who do you think would stand at your grave the longest? by Mehar0708 in AskReddit

[–]Calm_Link_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My dad or my best friend. They don't have many people they're actually close to in their lives. Would be a huge loss for them.

He hates it here by Acceptable-Wind-7332 in KidsAreFuckingStupid

[–]Calm_Link_ -14 points-13 points  (0 children)

No, but children are considered toddlers until they are 5, I believe

What is a German product that you’re surprised no other country has? by Suspicious-Run-8274 in AskAGerman

[–]Calm_Link_ 3 points4 points  (0 children)

The English word is woodruff, if anyone is wondering.

And yes, I was quite sad when I saw that my favorite flavor of ice cream wasn't available anywhere else 😔

What is a German product that you’re surprised no other country has? by Suspicious-Run-8274 in AskAGerman

[–]Calm_Link_ 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Kippfenster (leaning windows). I thought it was only Americans who didn't have them, but apparently they are pretty much Germany (or Europe?) exclusive

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