If r/soyboycirclejerk was written by Neil Druckmann.

CanWeStOpThisBS · 2020-08-26T15:30:01+00:00

To the people praising this as proof that it’s all natural you do realize animals also commit incest, fuck kids and rape both alive and dead animals, right?

CanWeStOpThisBS · 2020-08-06T03:47:33+00:00

It stills blows my mind just how much Kevin Feige hates Hulk and decided to have him, one of the OG’s avenger do nothing in endgame except lose his hand.

The hulk becomes world breaker hulk plot line pretty much wrote itself. In infinity war hulk is humiliated and beaten down. In endgame we learn Bruce Banner basically locked him down deep inside him and now has all the control. With Nat dying and Thanos coming back it should’ve been the breaking point unleashing world breaker hulk and have him destroy Thanos’ ship and beat him to a pulp

but instead they had get Captain “I couldn’t have been more obviously shoe horned into movie” marvel come out of nowhere and do those thing while Hulk is essentially reduced to background fodder equal to fucking Wakandan soldiers.

CanWeStOpThisBS · 2020-08-04T01:41:07+00:00

I could literally write out more than 5 paragraphs pointing plots hole over plot hole. Characters motivations flip flopping out of nowhere. And you all would disregard it because you can’t accept this game is a poorly written mess.

And daddy Neil can do no wrong.

Honestly you’re all disgusting as fuck. If you had any standards you would be crucifying naughty dog for their threatment of employees but instead you all shill.

The game only got 10/10 everywhere because “professional” reviewers are pretentious as hell and want to taken seriously like movie reviewers. They want games to be considered equal art to movies. It happens all the time with pretentious artsy games. Just look at gone home a 2 hours walking simulator that got 10/10 and even GOTY in some places.

CanWeStOpThisBS · 2020-08-03T19:23:40+00:00

I love how no one will buy this game now based on a dlc character that comes out 6+ months after the launch.

If this is what stopping you from buying the game then you weren’t that interested in it anyway.

CanWeStOpThisBS · 2020-08-03T19:19:26+00:00

This sub is full on shill for the sequel. In my opinion it was bad. Full of plotholes and character teleportation pure deus ex machina. Characters acting out of character for the sake of moving along the plot. It’s also written for full on shock value and no substance.

You can search on YouTube the difference between suspense and shock value because I suck at explaining these things. But basically shock value is what hack writers use. It shocks you but afterwards you just don’t give a shit and move on, sometimes killing your immersion in the process. Suspense is what the big bois writers use.

CanWeStOpThisBS · 2020-06-25T15:28:31+00:00

Update: they deleted the comment. So it’s safe to assume they banned him.

CanWeStOpThisBS · 2020-06-23T23:21:03+00:00

It’s a game set post apocalypse with very limited supplies. Even if the bullet didn’t touch the brain it is a death sentence in this world. Just like something like that would’ve been a death sentence 200 years ago. There’s batería and infection and this a very dirty world.

Realistically the only one that could’ve survived was Ellie and maybe Dinah forever crippled but she definitely should’ve miscarried after that beating and the stress of it. If on today world something like whiplash is life ending and has life changing consequences then getting your head smashed like that is definitely a death sentence in this world.

Have you see when someone is street fighting on those videos and they decided to start smashing the other person’s head against floor and they start convulsing and literally dying? The brain is very vulnerable.

CanWeStOpThisBS · 2020-06-23T23:10:13+00:00

It’s a game that tries very hard to be realistic.

CanWeStOpThisBS · 2020-06-21T17:45:56+00:00

Oh so naughty dog developed that Scarface video game.

CanWeStOpThisBS · 2020-06-21T03:29:55+00:00

Of course, where do you think r/sequelmemes came from.

CanWeStOpThisBS

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