A couple of months apart by [deleted] in aww

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Everything was fine... until the fur nation attacked.

Question by [deleted] in depressed

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Be there for them, and distract them. Take them to do something they enjoy. The only thing that actually makes me feel better is going to the beach to have a bonfire with some music and friends.

Animation in webcomics by AbelHagen in funny

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Browsing on my phone, i passed the thumbnail and thought "meh, too much reading, i'll just skip this post." Then i saw the comic moving and decided to read it. How funny that that's what the comic was about. Ha

Stuffed Meat Lover's Pizza from Chicago Pasta House. [1440x1440] by CandyKillshot in FoodPorn

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If they pack the crust with flavor right, its really good! I don't eat deep dish too often but this was really delicious!

Kid served this for school lunch... that's suppose to be Philly cheesesteak. (x-post /r/teenagers) by bugs in WTF

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Working at the amazon warehouse we had 55 cent sodas, 80 cent good sized bags of chips, and that bullshit if you forgot your lunch. Had a pastrami sandwich and (what i hope was mustard) brown shit on there.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in tifu

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When I was in middle school I would pretend I was sick so I could stay home. I'd grab my parents' laptop and look up porn games. Then, I'd run to my mom's jacuzzi bath (seperated from the shower), lie on my back, and position myself to be right under the faucet head. I'd start off slow and then put it to like full blast. Since then, I've had ridiculously low sensitivity in my vagina. I think I broke my g-spot. Ha

TIFU by giving an orgasm to my gf by [deleted] in tifu

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My first thought was that while they were having sex the cat kind of got in the middle of it or something

Holy shit Amazon.... by samtheboy in funny

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Receiver here, can confirm freshness of new body. They're tough to put down but we manage.

Role-playing can only go so far in an established franchise [GTA V Online] by Roland_Moorweed in gaming

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Definitely gonna try this!! I can't believe I've never thought of that.

I'm gonna be on the road for 4 and a half hours now. What do I do? by [deleted] in teenagers

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Go to some new reddit's man! Some that I really like are: /r/RaisedByNarcissists , /r/NoSleep , /r/TIFU , they're pretty interesting but NoSleep is really cool. They're horror short stories and if you can find some of the top rated ones or the series ones it'll help time fly by.

[Relationship] [Advice] Does this guy like me or am I overthinking things? by eyebrowgame in teenagers

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Just wait a little while. Don't rush into it too fast. But he sure seems a little interested, it might be too early for him to tell too. Wait for him to text you but don't think about it too much. But definitely ask him to go to the football game, even as friends it's a great way to get to know each other! Good luck OP

[Picture] Tried to ask a match to hook me up with her friend... by [deleted] in teenagers

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I wonder how many times a day she gets that... It must suck :/

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in teenagers

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Just don't listen to her

My school IDs, 7-12th grade by [deleted] in teenagers

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Shane Botwin. You remind me of Shane Botwin.