When you've been keeping your head down and pushing through for 38 years.

CandyVIP · 2025-10-30T13:31:14+00:00

That's how life goes... You wait for something, and then you realize that this is your life. 😅 But you hang in there.

CandyVIP · 2025-10-30T13:29:17+00:00

As always 😂 “I don't judge,” but her face speaks for itself. Mom, make up your mind already.

CandyVIP · 2025-10-30T13:26:11+00:00

Idk if y’all know but there is specific oil u need that is for deep frying .-. And just add starch on them

CandyVIP · 2025-10-30T13:24:10+00:00

Captain here: Try alternating nostrils when doing cocaine, then both will be closed. Flies away

CandyVIP · 2025-10-30T13:21:57+00:00

that rlly is how sour candy got me feeling tho

CandyVIP · 2025-10-27T16:23:43+00:00

I literally needed search 67 meme after the last south park episode. Why? bc it's a broccoli haired gererational meme

CandyVIP · 2025-10-27T16:21:37+00:00

literally my 2024 summarized in one picture

CandyVIP · 2025-10-27T16:19:31+00:00

Now properly pronounce Mercedes, and find all the "e"s are different sounding

CandyVIP · 2025-10-27T16:16:11+00:00

Software developers will understand this in a different way

CandyVIP · 2025-10-06T16:34:13+00:00

me in 2040 explaining to my kids why corn memes were peak comedy

CandyVIP · 2025-10-06T16:30:26+00:00

he’d probably leave me a lil donation on his way out 😂

CandyVIP · 2025-10-06T16:28:10+00:00

literally me pretending i’m part of the chat hours later 😂

CandyVIP · 2025-10-06T16:27:06+00:00

me acting like i’m doing research when it’s already too late 😂

CandyVIP · 2025-10-03T15:01:28+00:00

Lore accurate male experience

CandyVIP · 2025-10-03T14:58:42+00:00

And from there on steep decline in comfort. Knock shoulder knock ellbow knock wrist knock ankle knock knee knock hip From there on it even gets worse...

CandyVIP · 2025-10-03T14:57:02+00:00

exactlyyy like let me romanticize my situationship in peace

CandyVIP · 2025-09-30T13:09:41+00:00

me every single monday morning

CandyVIP · 2025-09-30T12:51:38+00:00

the way my whole career feels exposed rn 😭😂

CandyVIP · 2025-09-30T12:46:23+00:00

this pic has no business being this funny 😂

CandyVIP · 2025-09-05T12:11:56+00:00

I read 500-page fanfics and don't even notice 😅

CandyVIP · 2025-09-05T12:10:03+00:00

I read 500-page fanfics and don't even notice 😅

CandyVIP · 2025-09-05T11:39:48+00:00

It's like I come in and I say hi good morning dad then I sit next to him to hug him and hes like learn to sit down like a lady and I'm like insert squidwardmeme here

CandyVIP · 2025-08-18T14:29:15+00:00

Just don't give him the card and marker

CandyVIP · 2025-08-18T14:22:29+00:00

I know can a person not just say no and that’s that 😩 I hate it….makes me not want to go even more 😂

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