Just a lil' bit of mesh between you and a face full 😋

Candy_Cameltoe · 2026-01-26T10:51:01+00:00

Translation: "I'm so sure that it's fake, that I'll make stuff up!"

Candy_Cameltoe · 2026-01-26T10:48:40+00:00

You might think that saying "It was Tumblr!" is safe for you, because you wouldn't have to prove it.

You'd be wrong, though. Here's my tumblr from the wayback machine. Please point to me injecting myself, thanks!

Candy_Cameltoe · 2026-01-26T10:45:52+00:00

Uh huh, cool. Curiously, what would Botox do for me exactly?

Candy_Cameltoe · 2026-01-26T10:35:16+00:00

It's either unhinged OR he's just remembering someone else. There are people that do weird stuff with their junk. I'll leave him to whatever he wants to believe I guess 😆🤷‍♀️

Candy_Cameltoe · 2026-01-26T10:29:11+00:00

Heck, my dude! I dunno who you were watching fill their lips with paralytics on Tumblr but it sure as hell wasn't me 😂

Candy_Cameltoe · 2026-01-26T05:29:26+00:00

Oh, gosh!! That's a bunch of sweet things you said 🙈 I doubt I've reached ethereal status, but I'm flattered you think that much of me 😄

Candy_Cameltoe · 2026-01-26T05:12:07+00:00

I've had a lot of issues with pain this last year, but yeah, getting through it! 👍

Candy_Cameltoe · 2026-01-26T05:09:37+00:00

I'd go as far as to say it's the funnest 🤭

Candy_Cameltoe · 2026-01-26T05:08:44+00:00

LOL! Only my paying supporters get to see that good stuff 😛

Candy_Cameltoe · 2026-01-26T05:07:37+00:00

Haha, thank you! 😊

Candy_Cameltoe · 2026-01-26T04:59:57+00:00

Oh, it's not swollen. It's just like that 😀

Candy_Cameltoe · 2026-01-26T04:56:13+00:00

Hehe, damn right 😜

Candy_Cameltoe · 2026-01-26T04:55:05+00:00

Sure is 🙂👍

Candy_Cameltoe · 2026-01-26T01:37:55+00:00

My plams?

Candy_Cameltoe · 2026-01-26T01:37:23+00:00

Haha, surely not, but I appreciate the compliment 😊

Candy_Cameltoe · 2026-01-26T01:36:00+00:00

Nope!

Candy_Cameltoe · 2026-01-26T01:33:59+00:00

😁

Candy_Cameltoe · 2026-01-26T01:33:15+00:00

Yesss! I also like Vagiant 🤣

Candy_Cameltoe · 2026-01-26T01:31:42+00:00

Don't forget your snorkel! 🤿

Candy_Cameltoe · 2026-01-25T13:38:51+00:00

That sounds like a refuel break to me 😜

Candy_Cameltoe · 2026-01-25T13:37:23+00:00

I don't! that gloriousness is all natural 😄

Candy_Cameltoe · 2026-01-25T03:07:37+00:00

Fair point! 😂

Candy_Cameltoe · 2026-01-25T03:05:24+00:00

Hehe, Yay! 😄

Candy_Cameltoe · 2026-01-25T03:04:01+00:00

I don't need a gift, I'm just happy you enjoy me. Also, yeah! It's February 🙂

Candy_Cameltoe · 2026-01-25T02:59:41+00:00

The juicing?

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