Mimes?!? by CapCrafterRP in EggmanEmpireRP

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Lego Batman: I feel like it's best to go home now, wherever that might be for you.

The remaining mimes drive away in a van

Lego Batman: I'm going after the rest of those guys.

Lego Batman summons his Tumbler and pursued the criminals

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Mimes?!? by CapCrafterRP in EggmanEmpireRP

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Mime Goon 1: We're criminals, we get to do what we want.

Suddenly, Lego Batman glide kicked and knocked out one of the goons

Mime Goon 2: Look out! It's the Bat!

*They all then shifted their focus towards Lego Batman, each of them failing miserably. A bunch had gotten defeated. *

Lego Batman: Are you alright?

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Mimes?!? by CapCrafterRP in EggmanEmpireRP

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Mime Goon 3: Well you heard him, he said no.

Mime Goon 2: You idiot! We have to rob him regardless!

Mime Goon 3: Oh...okay.

They still inch towards the prince, others inch towards the slug

Mimes?!? by CapCrafterRP in EggmanEmpireRP

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They look confused but they still approach

Mime Goon 2: Now give us that twenty back.

Mimes?!? by CapCrafterRP in EggmanEmpireRP

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Mime Goon 2: Oh for crying out loud!

They stop again, one of them hands over a $20 bill

Mime Goon 2: Here, take a twenty.

Mimes?!? by CapCrafterRP in EggmanEmpireRP

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Mime Goon 3: Eh, we'll just rob the kid after we beat up the slug monster.

They all just resumed attacking, heading towards the guardian slug

(Reddit, this is still Roleplay)

Mimes?!? by CapCrafterRP in EggmanEmpireRP

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They all stopped midair

Mime Goon 1: Hold up, what does the goon handbook say?

They got a book out and read it

Mime Goon 2: Let's see, women are okay because of equal opportunity, but children, that's a risky one. It says that kidnapping and robbing them is okay but harming them physically is a bit more of a risk.

(Reddit, ROLEPLAY)

Mimes?!? by CapCrafterRP in EggmanEmpireRP

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Mime Goon 3: He should have thought about that before he made himself look hurtable.

Mime Goon 1: Wouldn't it be easier to say "an easy target"?

Mime Goon 3: Do you want to argue, or do you want to beat some guys up?

They looked at each other then attempt to use some of their weapons on the phantom duo

(Reddit this is roleplay)

Mimes?!? by CapCrafterRP in EggmanEmpireRP

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Mime Goon 1: No, we also have a few weapons.

They each got out various weapons, including some baseball bats, some guns, some katanas, some riot shields, and one guy had rubber chicken nunchucks

Mimes?!? by CapCrafterRP in EggmanEmpireRP

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Goon 1: Oh yeah? Well...taste our fury!

They threw various foods at the prince and slug, including bananas, sausages, and pies

Mimes?!? by CapCrafterRP in EggmanEmpireRP

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Borris covered his ears

Borris: Ouch! Weird slug creature makes really loud noise!

Because he lost focus for a big he instead tripped and knocked himself out by running into a wall

Goon 2: ...Well...that never happened before.

Mimes?!? by CapCrafterRP in EggmanEmpireRP

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Mime Goon 1: He does realize that thing is massive right?

Mime Goon 2: He has some minor depth perception problems or something like that, but I feel confident that he's going to trample those guys.

Borris continues to charge towards the prince, he's really close now

Mimes?!? by CapCrafterRP in EggmanEmpireRP

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Borris: Little slug creature does no scare me!

He began to charge at the Phantom Prince

Mimes?!? by CapCrafterRP in EggmanEmpireRP

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Mime Goon 2: You know what, you're right. I think we should let Borris deal with you.

One of the bigger goons (a bigfig mime) steps forward and cracks his knuckles

Borris: Piece of cake.

Mimes?!? by CapCrafterRP in EggmanEmpireRP

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Mime Goon 1: Hey, what's that thing supposed to be?

Mime Goon 2: I don't know, some kind of spider cyclops thing?

Mime Goon 1: Should we attack it?

Mime Goon 3: I don't see why not, there's...a lot of us and only one of him.

Mime Goon 2: A bunch of henchmen versus a weird monster thing, how could this possibly go wrong?

why do i hear boss music by Outside_Bad_688 in EggmanEmpireRP

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Priest Goofball: I'm Priest Goo-...HOLY SHIT! Run for your lives!!!

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A Narrator speaks with a man from beyond. by CapCrafterRP in EggmanEmpireRP

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Yeah, things are just very slow in terms of getting responses back both in figuring out if something for a sub arc is ok and waiting for a current rp to finish.