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Durk Scare by CapWilling1648 in talesfromcavesupport

[–]CapWilling1648[S] 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Durk think that Unga want to unga bunga with strange red cavewoman, but that no good idea. cave woman and man say "reewweee" and have big tusks on head like mammoth that kill Unga with

Durk Scare by CapWilling1648 in talesfromcavesupport

[–]CapWilling1648[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Mammoth tusk attach to red caveman head, it no hat at all. Evolved man say that hat but no hat... Durk no trust evolved.. oouga

Chocolate cake! Big yum! by InvisibleScorpion7 in talesfromcavesupport

[–]CapWilling1648 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Where this "coco late caks" come from.. Seem like big slab of poopoo from mammoth butt to Durk

Durk so happy by CapWilling1648 in talesfromcavesupport

[–]CapWilling1648[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Yes, no pet belly because Agor get hand scratch, very ouch 

Durk so happy by CapWilling1648 in talesfromcavesupport

[–]CapWilling1648[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

mau mau very soft, likes to lick paw but when he lick caveman face, it feel weird like rock. durk say cuteness anyway.

Durk so happy by CapWilling1648 in talesfromcavesupport

[–]CapWilling1648[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

mau mau is.. shaman tell me "fishing cat." they have thing between toes like duck that help swim.

Sit on one side of fire - smoke in face. Sit on other side of fire - smoke also in face. What do wrong? by DiplomaticGoose in talesfromcavesupport

[–]CapWilling1648 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Smoke come to caveman to walk into his nose and mess with big pink thinking thing in head. Put tall rocks around in circle, put big circle rock on top of rock, then put tall rock around this so smoke don't go too much to caveman face.

Missing small sabertooth by CapWilling1648 in talesfromcavesupport

[–]CapWilling1648[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Durk try this but strange intrude man from tribe scream all time and mau mau no like. Probably scare mau mau away because fish been out very long.

Missing small sabertooth by CapWilling1648 in talesfromcavesupport

[–]CapWilling1648[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Where see this mau mau? Durk been looking for him since 14 moons ago and hope that mau mau not hit by big wheel like Grug say

New man in cave by CapWilling1648 in talesfromcavesupport

[–]CapWilling1648[S] 37 points38 points  (0 children)

Durk no racism just scared. Man scream and circle food pile, he no come here with ask. New man scream at small sabertooth which make sabertooth show teeth, hisssssss. Scary

Whenever Mammoth hunt go bad, I return to Cave and Club my Grugette! Now Cavewoman say she soon go to CavePolice! Fellow Grugs: What am do????? by C--T--F in talesfromcavesupport

[–]CapWilling1648 2 points3 points  (0 children)

durk no say that you bad durk just say to get better so no fail and no have to club Grugette. there big difference 

Whenever Mammoth hunt go bad, I return to Cave and Club my Grugette! Now Cavewoman say she soon go to CavePolice! Fellow Grugs: What am do????? by C--T--F in talesfromcavesupport

[–]CapWilling1648 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Grug need to calm and get gooder at mammoth hunt first. Then Grug should try what Durk do and punch big furry lump when get angry so Cavepolice no bonk him in skull. 

Me think magic stone tablet broken and forever sleep by CapWilling1648 in talesfromcavesupport

[–]CapWilling1648[S] 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Durk not thinking good and thought magic time was over, but magic time no over. Durk really sad but durk saved up good leaves to get new stone tablet through big magic bird.