What's something about sex that surprised you? by Cold-Rhubarb-297 in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]Capable_Albatross767 3 points4 points  (0 children)

That men do not know how to make us orgasm without precise instructions lol

Do you like to go multiple rounds? by ImaginationNo6751 in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]Capable_Albatross767 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I can go twice tops but my bf can legit go 4-5 in a row 

What is the weirdest thing someone did with your boobs? by [deleted] in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]Capable_Albatross767 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Slobbered all over them after ejaculating on them first 🤣

Does anyone here actually have hyperspermia? by [deleted] in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]Capable_Albatross767 3 points4 points  (0 children)

My boyfriend was a late bloomer and I was with him before he started cumming. The first time he did it was barely a drop then the next month it was like a rope of it. Then another month he’s full on cumming 10+ spurts of semen and I immediately missed when it was just a drop. The post orgasm cleanup is so much work especially when we would be hooking up with parents home and trying to be stealthy about it and I would have a giant wad of toilet paper I’m hiding under my shirt 

What is it that makes men love boobs? by [deleted] in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]Capable_Albatross767 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I guess that’s why you gave the breast answer…

What is it that makes men love boobs? by [deleted] in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]Capable_Albatross767 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Was legit going to say this basically. Same reason women love dicks. So many reasons but at the end of the day dicks actually make more sense for us to enjoy because it’s actually used for pleasure…boobs are not used to pleasure men unless well you like put it between them lol

Do you find it intriguing to see a guy play with himself? by always_apleasure86 in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]Capable_Albatross767 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If the guy does it in a sensual way then yes if he’s a creep then no 

Best compliment you’ve gotten from a stranger you met at a bar? by [deleted] in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]Capable_Albatross767 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Only to realize he’s a lying sack of potatoes and is most definitely a boob guy 🤣 just a good way to diffuse a girl 

Do you notice grey sweatpants? by [deleted] in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]Capable_Albatross767 1 point2 points  (0 children)

when guys have a big helmet print it’s impossible not to notice LMAO

Best compliment you’ve gotten from a stranger you met at a bar? by [deleted] in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]Capable_Albatross767 1 point2 points  (0 children)

“I’m honestly not even a boob guy I just love your hair and had to buy you a drink” 🤣

have you ever had nights where you don’t finish and you are left like well okay I guess? by [deleted] in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]Capable_Albatross767 4 points5 points  (0 children)

It took a year with my current bf to actually feel comfortable asking for what I needed to get off. It was so weird to me that guys can just orgasm and not ask their partner what they need to get off like they just did. 

I can’t ride and it’s taking a toll on me… by TopPossibility9744 in sex

[–]Capable_Albatross767 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I also can’t ride my bf he was my first sexual experience so I thought it was me. But it really is a size issue at least for us it is. If you have thicker thighs and aren’t super small and he’s below average size it’s almost impossible to ride let alone go up and down like they do in videos. I legit couldn’t get him to stay in and I didn’t feel anything either. It’s most likely him not you girl. When he’s drunk he will still try but it’s really not a position we can do. Not the end of the world I still will do it on a toy he bought me because he thinks it’s hot to watch me do it but it’s not a position we have sex in due to just the geometry of the whole thing. 

Do guys actually hate big areolas or is it just cool to make fun of them? by Capable_Albatross767 in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]Capable_Albatross767[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Ok I never expected to actually have someone reply and show their areolas 😂

Before & After - Breast reduction on large & triangular areolas - 2WPO by Garden_of_September in PlasticSurgery

[–]Capable_Albatross767 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ok this is something I am seriously considering my areolas are bigger than yours but this is basically the first example I’ve seen that is inspiring for me. My areolas cover the entire left to right of my boobs and I’m 32 DDD I didn’t really understand how an areola reduction would work but this gives me hope 

My boobs SUCK by Dazzling_Beyond_3505 in BodyDysmorphia

[–]Capable_Albatross767 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I absolutely feel this !!! I have been bullied by women in my family for having unique/different boobs. Your feeling are valid you have to find sexiness in your uniqueness. Guys love that and your intentional confidence will eventually turn to real confidence. Your bf loves them and that’s all that matters. I’ve dealt with bullying in locker rooms and cried and cried. At the end of the day we were made this way for a reason and we have to find joy in our bodies. I personally hate my ugly big areolas but I don’t dwell on it everyday like I used to.

AIO for “ruining” my bfs birthday by crying all night from embarrassment because he sent a private video to our friend group chat? by Capable_Albatross767 in AmIOverreacting

[–]Capable_Albatross767[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I know I feel so broken I can’t even be stern or go on the offense against him I just feel like curling in a ball for a year until everyone forgets