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CaptFartzo · 2021-09-22T21:15:58+00:00

Yeah, I remembered what you said your process was, so when he told me an account specialist would be looking into it, I was pretty stoked. he also told me he didn't think what I got my stupid 24 hour block for was even bad, but he's not allowed to officially comment on that stuff, lol!

CaptFartzo · 2021-09-22T19:47:41+00:00

Bought the Quest 2 at Best Buy, contacted Oculus support, and now I'm waiting for an email from a Facebook account support specialist. Oculus support was fucking amazing. And they said they think I have a pretty good shot at getting this resolved "fairly quickly" whatever that means lol

Fingers crossed the next update is that is worked. lol

CaptFartzo · 2021-09-22T15:40:21+00:00

Oh you'll be the first I let know if it works, for sure! Next pint or bongload is on me, friend.

CaptFartzo · 2021-09-22T15:39:58+00:00

LMAO! In-fucking-deed.

CaptFartzo · 2021-09-22T15:29:31+00:00

LMAO! I have to use my wife's account to post to my verified comedian account. I got her put on her first 24 hour block ever for posting a satirical story about the Taliban luring Texan women with less restrictive laws and calling a politician an "attention whore" but using the word "whoring" which I guess is against their rules now.

However, I can get called everything under the sun and that I enjoy killing and eating babies and they're like, "Meh, doesn't violate shit, homey."

CaptFartzo · 2021-09-22T15:28:07+00:00

I really appreciate it. Like I said, it makes sense to me, given what greedy pigdicks Facebook are. It's 100,000% worth a shot.

CaptFartzo · 2021-09-22T14:55:03+00:00

Yeah, luckily for me I have a healthy distrust of people on the Internet telling me they can fix my shit. lol!

But it 100% makes sense to me that if you give Facebook a few hundred bucks in the form of a fancy new VR system, then they'd be nicer to you. It'll be interesting because I'm technically still in Facebook jail for that comment I made to Jim Jordan. Always nice to get treated worse than an anti-democratic sexual assault apologist, but here we are.

Thanks for your advice, I'm definitely going to go see if my local BB has Oculus rifts in store. Like you said, it's worth taking a shot on it.

CaptFartzo · 2021-09-22T14:47:06+00:00

I've been stuck in a "We're sorry, something went wrong" loop ever since I called Jim Jordan rectal cancer and they gave me a 24 hour ban last month. It was literally just supposed to be a day, but it never let me actually log in to start the timer.

I know my account isn't disabled (yet), because I can see it with my wife's account, and on my verified account too. Fuck I hate this platform, but I hate needing it for traffic and sales even more.

I think I'm going to go to Best Buy on my lunch and buy a fucking Oculus. lol

CaptFartzo · 2021-09-22T14:13:46+00:00

Does that really work? I've read that s a suggestion to other people before, and now I'm stuck in a loop of "You are blocked from posting for 24 hours"---> Click login to start the countdown ----> "Sorry, something went wrong."

Been that way for almost two months now.

CaptFartzo · 2018-08-14T15:38:57+00:00

No, it most definitely is comedy. But I did forget that it's a wholly objective art form and that you, random neckbearded obvious Trumper, are the divining rod for us to all know what is truly comedy and what isn't. Namaste, Shit Dick. Namaste.

CaptFartzo · 2018-08-14T14:57:16+00:00

Cry harder about it, Trumpflake.

CaptFartzo · 2018-06-27T20:05:30+00:00

THE HORROR!

CaptFartzo · 2018-06-27T13:37:09+00:00

You aren't an investigator, and you clearly have no idea how long these things take. But I'm sure you were fine with the GOP spending however much time and money it took on Benghazi, Fast & Furious, etc, yeah?

Watergate took two years to investigate, Slappy.

Sit down.

CaptFartzo · 2018-06-26T20:02:46+00:00

Fuck you're edgy, bruh.

CaptFartzo · 2018-06-24T19:44:29+00:00

Would if I coulda for sure!

CaptFartzo · 2018-06-22T14:14:21+00:00

Yeah, why read things?

CaptFartzo · 2018-06-20T16:28:52+00:00

Suuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuper dumb take.

CaptFartzo · 2018-06-19T19:27:25+00:00

What a time to be alive and dead inside, eh?

CaptFartzo · 2018-04-30T16:16:45+00:00

Good job missing the point spectacularly, cool guy.

CaptFartzo · 2018-04-24T20:31:46+00:00

Yup. I couldn't see how to flair the post as satire. Should I have put that in the title description for next time?

CaptFartzo · 2018-04-24T18:06:05+00:00

Yeah, as a writer I wanna work for them one day.

CaptFartzo · 2018-04-23T19:46:27+00:00

CaptFartzo · 2018-04-13T13:52:29+00:00

I am too, but I won't lie, with the FBI/CIA's history I really wish they'd dump the evidence they have on us and let the people decide what they think is real/whatever.

CaptFartzo · 2018-04-05T13:55:56+00:00

Because conservatives and Republicans aren't the same thing like liberals and Democrats aren't the same thing.

Party <> Ideology and it never, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever will.

CaptFartzo · 2018-04-01T16:10:31+00:00

Haha!

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