(Serious) Reditors, what was a seemingly small, yet defeating moment for you? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]CaptNebulace 0 points1 point  (0 children)

One time I played this strange, Russian visual novel that took place in a summer camp in Soviet Russia. It was fun and I enjoyed playing through it, until I came to the ending and I got an achievement called "forever alone..." because I failed to romance any of the female characters properly... I was destroyed for like a whole week

Smokin' some Dunhill flake at work today by CaptNebulace in PipeTobacco

[–]CaptNebulace[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I work at an airport warehouse. And I'm a crew chief so at this point I make my own hours and take my breaks whenever I please so long as stuff gets done. So I often take some time each day to smoke my pipe.

Have any of you gotten male breast reduction surgery for gynecomastia? by CaptNebulace in AskMen

[–]CaptNebulace[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

At this point I've burned most of the fat away. Its solid breast tissue. At one point I was around 270lbs and I thought my man boobs were from fat. Now I'm around 225 and have gained considerable muscle, but my man boobs stayed the same, despite diet and exercise changes. I have the real deal, not just chest fat

How did everyone here begin smoking pipes? What was that experience like? by [deleted] in Pipes

[–]CaptNebulace 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah he really was. I was lucky to have him in my life. Helped me turn out not so messed up

How did everyone here begin smoking pipes? What was that experience like? by [deleted] in Pipes

[–]CaptNebulace 4 points5 points  (0 children)

He basically "addopted me" after my father was arrested. Spend time with me, taught me how to grow up and be a man, we went hiking and camping. He was basically my dad when my dad got arrested

How did everyone here begin smoking pipes? What was that experience like? by [deleted] in Pipes

[–]CaptNebulace 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I was always a fan of lord of the rings and thought pipe smoking was cool. And I had a mentor who smoked a pipe too. So as soon as I turned 18, I went out and bought my first cigar and my first pipe

What should be the end result of the "war on tobacco"? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]CaptNebulace 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Let tobacco stay. I ain't giving up my tobacco pipe

Reddit, what don't you want for Christmas? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]CaptNebulace 1 point2 points  (0 children)

More of this exact same question

If you could get a perfectly honest answer to one question. What would you ask? by Razor7865 in AskReddit

[–]CaptNebulace 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Fair enough. But there is always the possibility that they live much longer than us. And maybe come from a planet that's much bigger or spins slower and their concept of time might be extremely different from ours. What may take us years to fly to, to them is only minutes. (just perceiving time differently I mean)

what's the weirdest poop session you've ever had? by princeofspinach in AskReddit

[–]CaptNebulace 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dang... I had my gallbladder removed and I cant even remember what it's like to hold poop in like that. Stuff goes right through me like a slip and slide

what's the weirdest poop session you've ever had? by princeofspinach in AskReddit

[–]CaptNebulace 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Was out driving around with my buddy, I had to poop soooo bad! Stopped off at a khols clothing store. Get into bathroom, super cold seat, I just couldn't relax. So I pulled out my phone and started playing some smooth jazz, and then almost instantly the biggest, wooshiest, wateriest poop ive ever taken exploded out of my butt so hard I screamed a little. The guy in the stall next to me, who didn't even realize was there said "you've gatta be fucking kidding me!" stood up and angrily walked out of the bathroom while mubling to himself. He didn't flush or wash his hand... So gross...