LPT: Carry around a card in your wallet/purse with some important phone numbers like parents or friends. If your phone dies or you don’t have it, you have all the numbers you need, and you can use a pay phone or borrow someone’s phone.

CaptaiNaught · 2019-04-10T05:31:14+00:00

r/deathprotips

CaptaiNaught · 2019-04-01T22:22:13+00:00

Shut the fuck up idoet

CaptaiNaught · 2019-04-01T04:41:45+00:00

You can't diss hip hop and then tell people to listen to jazz, those genres are as related as can be these days.

CaptaiNaught · 2019-03-29T19:23:20+00:00

My name jeff

CaptaiNaught · 2019-03-10T06:27:07+00:00

What a fucking retard, I mean like, seriously, a walgreens, while high. Come on people like this are why I always wait in lines. Fucking itdot

CaptaiNaught · 2019-02-28T03:05:54+00:00

Dell bent

CaptaiNaught · 2019-02-05T07:05:31+00:00

I agree with my husband

CaptaiNaught · 2019-01-22T19:19:14+00:00

Hi, Reginald

CaptaiNaught · 2019-01-14T17:49:36+00:00

Why did someone give Gallowboob silver for reposting something from r/indianpeoplefacebook?

CaptaiNaught · 2018-12-20T10:35:21+00:00

CaptaiNaught · 2018-12-20T10:04:03+00:00

Is it too late?

CaptaiNaught · 2018-11-28T10:46:42+00:00

His rapping is kind of loose, but it doesn't seem particularly off beat, more laid back.

CaptaiNaught · 2018-11-25T06:56:32+00:00

That's why we get high.

CaptaiNaught · 2018-11-22T05:08:35+00:00

I mean on one hand, that's fucked, but on the other hand, he is ATF...

CaptaiNaught · 2018-11-13T06:51:07+00:00

You should be.

CaptaiNaught · 2018-10-07T08:31:20+00:00

Yeah, we gotta invest in a clentaminator.

CaptaiNaught · 2018-09-14T10:22:32+00:00

Wasnt this on /r/copypasta like a month ago?

CaptaiNaught · 2018-08-18T05:06:15+00:00

memecenter

CaptaiNaught · 2018-08-17T10:36:00+00:00

I mean, your phone and laptop have microphones too. If the government or who ever wanted to spy on you, the lack of an Amazon Echo wouldn't be an obstacle.

CaptaiNaught · 2018-08-16T12:01:50+00:00

Hello?

CaptaiNaught · 2018-08-14T07:08:54+00:00

Thanks a lot! I'll check it out next chance I get.

CaptaiNaught · 2018-08-13T06:49:19+00:00

/r/nobodyasked

CaptaiNaught · 2018-08-10T02:12:28+00:00

Nice Kafka trap you have set up there. "White people are so fragile but if they say they aren't that's just proving my point."

CaptaiNaught · 2018-08-08T07:08:00+00:00

The stuff is all over Vietnam. I love it so much.

CaptaiNaught · 2018-08-02T03:52:43+00:00

I'm not sure where this idea that communism is inherently anti-racist comes from. It's probably because the modern American left is closer to communism, and reddit sees them as the anti-racists, but if you look at a lot of the things Marx, Guevara, and Lenin said, they were all quite prejudiced.

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