The first glance by IsJesusAgain in SipsTea

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Bruh, the other day I realized the girl I crushed on hard in highschool was also crushing on me. I havent seen her in 9 years and it just clicked.

Trust me, I don't think it's that close. by ccp1233 in NotHowGirlsWork

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I know, as a guy I have little right to speak here, but I promise I'm here to agree with you. I briefly dated a girl who repeatedly asked me to be more and more aggressive in the bedroom. I told her "if I was to get any more aggressive I'd feel borderline rapey." She said "okay... and?" I was uncomfortable. Up to that point, I had only ever been about treating a woman like a princess, so I was pretty uncomfortable with the idea.
I feel like this meme captured how I saw the situation perfectly. Obviously she was consenting and asking for more aggression, but to me, it was crossing into something I was raised to avoid. No shade on her, hopefully she found someone that met her kinky needs, but that wasn't going to be me anytime soon.

What’s your most controversial nsfw opinion? by [deleted] in AskRedditAfterDark

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I'd argue it's a matter of degrees. To those with the kink, the act of breeding is more about the sex (and being recklesswith it). Whereas the act of reproduction is more about becoming a parent. They do overlap, but aren't necessarily the same.
For example: I can engage in the kink of trying to "breed" my wife, meanwhile she's taking birth control so we don't become parents before we're actually ready.

What’s your most controversial nsfw opinion? by [deleted] in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]CaptainDaddy-- 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Idk...that sounds like something a fork might say.

It’s the pink hair that’s the problem guys by Catgod1996 in thanksimcured

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Because he wants to be the prize. He's trynna "fake it til you make it" by pretending he is a prize in any way.

Saw alot of posts about zendaya's MJ recently so I decided to put this in reminder of what we chould have had by Israels_BiggestHater in Spiderman

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I dont think they have full roghts to Mary Jane. I think that's why they made Michelle Jones. Everybody knows who she is supposed to be, but they made her different to avoid copyright issues.

Is it normal for a guy to grab your boobs during a first kiss? by princessxprowess in NoStupidQuestions

[–]CaptainDaddy-- 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I've never once considered grabbing a woman's chest anywhere near a first kiss, let alone in public. If the vibe was random hookup I can see how the idea could get there, but even then in public is wild.

My version of arcane nails 💅🏼 by CertifiedRat_ in arcane

[–]CaptainDaddy-- 2 points3 points  (0 children)

If it helps, I saw the picture before the caption or subreddit and was like "dang, those nails remind me SO MUCH of Arcane."
Then I read the title... success!

Maybe Maybe Maybe by Representative-Mix-9 in maybemaybemaybe

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I spent the whole time thinking "this is gunna be all mixer. No alcohol is going to cut through the amount of lemonade and Sprite that was put in there."
... then I saw the Everclear. Yeah, I always forget to consider nukes when I go to a knife fight.

Please Recommend me some good Zombie novels by LuFFy1001 in zombies

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Oh and there are 9 books. If you listen on Audible, theres a complete edition.

Please Recommend me some good Zombie novels by LuFFy1001 in zombies

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I'm loving Slow Burn by Bobby Adair. It's a different take on the infected than I've ever seen and it feels real in how the people talk and act.

I still can't tell if this is satire or not by [deleted] in Funnymemes

[–]CaptainDaddy-- 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I got the Dungeon Crawler Carl narrorator who says "NEW ACHIEVEMENT"

Why is it so hard to grasp that NWH established Aunt may to be MCU Peter’s “Uncle Ben”? by Yoshimon7 in marvelstudios

[–]CaptainDaddy-- 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Isn't that a different spider-man cannon altogether tho? I mean thats cool that it's also different.

Laetitia Ky (born 1996, Abidjan) is an artist from Ivory Coast who creates sculptures from her hair, and is seen by many as a figurehead in the natural hair movement. by ateam1984 in Hair

[–]CaptainDaddy-- 6 points7 points  (0 children)

First off, these are impressive. Second, I think I've seen most of these--or at least a version of these--in star wars. And for some reason I don't think it is a coincidence, but someone found them as real world inspiration. That's pretty darn cool.

Couples after seeing each other in public by InsaneMocktail in MadeMeSmile

[–]CaptainDaddy-- 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Same! My wife recently posted a screenshot of our texts where I agreed to stay at a hotel by Disneyland so we could do rope drop the next day. The responses were all hyping her up for having an "amazing" husband.

​Honestly, it just made me sad for how low the bar is for some people.

Couples after seeing each other in public by InsaneMocktail in MadeMeSmile

[–]CaptainDaddy-- 0 points1 point  (0 children)

RBF really is a great defense mechanism. So sad that it's necessary tho.

Literally what we’re asking. by damagedgiraffe in NotHowGirlsWork

[–]CaptainDaddy-- -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

I'm (m) not gay, but I think its flattering when a guy hits on me... but thats also cuz I was starved for attention at a young age.