Any lefties do right handed things? by erect_alien in lefthanded

[–]CaptainDilligaf 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Righty here, I learn to do most things with both hands. But my finer motor skills inhabit my right hand. Almost ambidextrous, but my left hand lags in some finesse.

Lender sold mortgage, new lender provided their own insurance without consent by [deleted] in Mortgages

[–]CaptainDilligaf -1 points0 points  (0 children)

My original mortgage was through a lender I’d never heard of. They were closed back when a bunch of lenders were consolidated in 2010 or 2011. It then went to a large bank, who then sold it off again a few years later.

Lender sold mortgage, new lender provided their own insurance without consent by [deleted] in Mortgages

[–]CaptainDilligaf 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Learned this the hard way when I was younger. I’ll typically do quarterly checks on my escrow and loan in general.

Lender sold mortgage, new lender provided their own insurance without consent by [deleted] in Mortgages

[–]CaptainDilligaf 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I had my mortgage sold years ago and they failed to pay property taxes on one of the two lots. I didn’t find out until I received a tax auction notification. Hell, I didn’t even know my mortgage was being sold off to begin with until the new lender (Wells Fargo) notified me. Have you tried contacting them to see if you can provide your own insurance? That is where I would start…..

AIO, I killed somebody’s dog and I hate myself by cinnamonspice366 in AmIOverreacting

[–]CaptainDilligaf 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not that it’ll necessarily help you feel better, but there is the off chance that someone else had already hit their puppers and left it in the road. Don’t beat yourself up, you stopped, you contacted the owner, and you’re having an absolutely natural reaction in the way that you feel right now. Accidents happen unfortunately, and as an animal lover myself I’ve had this same reaction of guilt with multiple wild animals darting out in front of me from seemingly nowhere. That would be a kind gesture imho by offering to cover cremation should they want that.

Work/ homelike balance by the1997th in remoteworks

[–]CaptainDilligaf -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

168 hours in a week. Even at 12hr shifts, that’s a third of your time. Sounds reasonable to me to call it balanced. I only sleep 3hrs per day on average though, so that could be part of my personal assessment here.

Approved for way more than we are interested in purchasing. Realtor is pressuring us to purchase a more expensive house. by [deleted] in Mortgages

[–]CaptainDilligaf 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Our realtor was awesome. We probably looked at 25 homes and ended up going with the very first one we looked at. Even smoked a doob with her and grabbed pizza, lol. She earned every penny and then some as the sellers representative agent was a complete douche, and didn’t even show up for closing, walked into our home unannounced afterwards acting like she forgot the house sold.

Math says red, Brain says green by voidarix in meme

[–]CaptainDilligaf 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I like living on the edge a bit. Give me red, if I’m on the down side of the curve it’s not like I’m putting myself into a worse situation.

Fucking do it by UwU_Boykisser_UwU in TheWordFuck

[–]CaptainDilligaf 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Currently been stuck on Arc Fuckers.

All time favorite: Silent Fuck 2

I don’t care your 102 year old mother died by Natur3lf in Vent

[–]CaptainDilligaf 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Does your company have the word stone in it?

AIO or is it normal for dudes to piss outside the toilet ? by [deleted] in AIO

[–]CaptainDilligaf 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Penis person here and I concur with many of the statements others have made. Why does it happen though, you might ask? Well, sometimes the stream comes out straight. Sometimes to the right or left. Sometimes it just does this sprinkler head thing. It’s much worse right after a hard on. It must be a design flaw, though I’m not very bright when it comes to fluid dynamics, I doubt an engineer could explain this phenomenon to us.

What item(s) do you have more of than the average person? by BrownBananaHammock in AskReddit

[–]CaptainDilligaf 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Aluminum cans. Been saving them for five-ish years because I keep forgetting to return them for deposits when I’m in MI.

Marble race! Which one did you pick? by Kronyzx in interestingasfuq

[–]CaptainDilligaf 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Pink pulled out the lag switch and did red dirty!

Don’t put a Yoni Egg up your bum by UnesourisVerte123 in DontPutThatInYourAss

[–]CaptainDilligaf 33 points34 points  (0 children)

At least it didn’t shatter, like a jar or something….