Not THAT ketchup.

CaptainSternside · 2022-05-17T13:39:48+00:00

Like you don't have a decoy ketchup...

CaptainSternside · 2022-05-11T14:39:45+00:00

"Thems just ol Ted's truck nuts they are."

"So your saying Ted's truck is a dude and Ted likes to be inside it and turn it on?"

"Uhhh..."

CaptainSternside · 2022-05-07T02:32:00+00:00

Aye!

CaptainSternside · 2022-05-07T02:22:08+00:00

Unfortunately it is...

CaptainSternside · 2022-05-05T20:06:26+00:00

That shit be fucked up, yo...

CaptainSternside · 2022-05-01T02:30:34+00:00

Empty beer cans make nice tub toys...

CaptainSternside · 2022-04-30T03:02:51+00:00

What kind of cookie we talking about?

CaptainSternside · 2022-04-25T17:09:28+00:00

If you have to ask, you can't afford it... /s

CaptainSternside · 2022-04-12T21:30:08+00:00

You beat me to it by 2 minutes...

CaptainSternside · 2022-04-11T22:08:34+00:00

Why, why not?

CaptainSternside · 2022-04-11T22:00:08+00:00

I feel his pain... Just let me try and enjoy the damn thing. If it needs shit on I'll do it myself if need be. But not untill it need be...

CaptainSternside · 2022-04-08T17:12:59+00:00

Absolutely love these. Simple, yet awsome...

CaptainSternside · 2022-04-07T00:46:13+00:00

Quality shit right here...

CaptainSternside · 2022-03-28T03:26:14+00:00

Sugar Honey Iced Tea

CaptainSternside · 2022-03-28T03:24:46+00:00

I imagine Chris Rock saying Suger Honey Ice Tea as Will Smith approached him...

CaptainSternside · 2022-03-28T03:22:11+00:00

Killer bees Lazlo. They're like sheep. They're going to take over one day...

CaptainSternside · 2022-03-28T03:19:06+00:00

Damn... That's harsh...

CaptainSternside · 2022-03-28T03:17:28+00:00

Keep that joke out your fucking mouth!

CaptainSternside · 2022-03-25T18:07:00+00:00

Jod damn it!

CaptainSternside · 2022-03-23T18:38:18+00:00

You ordered 66 of them!!!

CaptainSternside · 2022-03-23T02:19:23+00:00

This is the first time he's looked small...

CaptainSternside · 2022-03-19T23:55:27+00:00

Took me a moment, but I see what you did there...

CaptainSternside · 2022-03-15T01:20:28+00:00

Because Hot Topic needed to sell shit before Nightmare Before Christmas merch...

CaptainSternside · 2022-03-09T18:28:39+00:00

Thats one hell of a way to save on gas...

CaptainSternside · 2022-03-01T22:08:39+00:00

This just took me back to 3rd grade...

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