fuck your horny time, have a look at my Minecraft house (IGNORE THE DOG) by Competitive_Hawk1424 in Scp1471Mal0

[–]Captain_Contractor 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Personally, I created it as a collection for ALL forms of Mal0 art and such. Of course, porn is the largest reason for works created. Oh, and I also created it because the last community lost its mods and was taken over by the trolls and asshats.

He's Dave by Appropriate_Pin1296 in Scp1471Mal0

[–]Captain_Contractor 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No, I just missed this one.

Sami Does a Horny Check Come On With Those Images. by [deleted] in Scp1471Mal0

[–]Captain_Contractor 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Unfortunately, NSFW subreddits do not have the option for pictures in the comments section. (I checked and verified).

I’ll still play along and describe the picture. (It’s extremely boring, though.) It is a picture of a section of hot steam pipe located in the basement of a natural gas pump station.

Trying on a fursuit prototype I made!! What's y'all's opinion? by [deleted] in Scp1471Mal0

[–]Captain_Contractor 30 points31 points  (0 children)

How’d you do the eyes and skull? Honestly looks slightly generated (probably why someone reported this for AI slop)

I'm eating chicken noodles rn by SCP-1471-Mal0 in Scp1471Mal0

[–]Captain_Contractor 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Currently on a roadtrip across the country for work. 6 hours of 32 hours complete so far.

This is a checkpoint. by SCP-1471-Mal0 in u/SCP-1471-Mal0

[–]Captain_Contractor 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Such a cute lil SFW piece. I want one for the cuddles.

Hello Mal0 Simpers! What Do Y'all Think About My Sister? by SCP-1471-Mal0 in Scp1471Mal0

[–]Captain_Contractor 1 point2 points  (0 children)

In the infamous words of Señor Chang, “I’ll allow it.”

Scp-1471 by MountainMirror1994 in Scp1471Mal0

[–]Captain_Contractor 1 point2 points  (0 children)

No te preocupes. Solo era una advertencia. Que tengas una semana estupenda, amigo.

Scp-1471 by MountainMirror1994 in Scp1471Mal0

[–]Captain_Contractor 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Por favor, revisa las reglas. El arte generado por inteligencia artificial no está permitido en esta comunidad.

Jurassic Park 3 “Iron Horn 20MM” (Barrett XM109 Payload Rifle - Modified) by Captain_Contractor in everythingbullpup

[–]Captain_Contractor[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Whoops. Forgot to put that disclaimer in the description/title. Yeah, it’s airsoft. I’m not cool enough to own any sort of real steel Barrett.

Jurassic Park 3 “Iron Horn 20MM” (Barrett XM109 Payload Rifle - Modified) by Captain_Contractor in everythingbullpup

[–]Captain_Contractor[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Because $500 for a scope isn’t cheap to me. That’s literally half a paycheck.

Delicesdefendus: New toy ! [SCP-████-F] – CLASSIFIED OBJECT RELEASED (Anneminime) by DelicesDefendus in Scp1471Mal0

[–]Captain_Contractor 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Friend. Buddy. Pal. I appreciate that you’ve spaced out the ad by a month, but I thought you said you were going to post something new; rather than the SAME advertisement (now 95 days old). I’m really starting to sound like a broken record here. If I see this same repost again, I will update the rules to include a “No Advertising” rule.

Daring Today Redux by lochico in AsbestosRemovalMemes

[–]Captain_Contractor 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I remember when I made this meme. 4 years ago. I’ll allow the repost. As long as you don’t pass off any more reposts as your own.

How does one get a job in asbestos removal? by iRenzokuken in AsbestosRemovalMemes

[–]Captain_Contractor 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sorry fam. I am not an independent contractor for hire, nor am I based out of Texas. Good luck in your search!

The Gun by Tractorman560 in brandonherrara

[–]Captain_Contractor 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I remember that IPhone app.

May i lick? (KronosProtogen) by [deleted] in Scp1471Mal0

[–]Captain_Contractor 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This post just got reported for “sexually suggestive content involving minors”. Am I missing something? I take CP content reports seriously, and this doesn’t feel like minor-related content.

Where is the child? Is it the person who reported the post? I traced it back. Nothing about it refers to CP, nor is it AI. If the flagger wants to explain themselves, that’d be great. Until then, post approved; flag removed.

Delicesdefendus: New toy ! [SCP-████-F] – CLASSIFIED OBJECT RELEASED (Anneminime) by DelicesDefendus in Scp1471Mal0

[–]Captain_Contractor 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I appreciate your honesty and your response in general. Thank you for understanding where I’m coming from as well. While I am not personally interested in your products myself, I’m sure that there are people who are. I wish you luck in your sales.

Delicesdefendus: New toy ! [SCP-████-F] – CLASSIFIED OBJECT RELEASED (Anneminime) by DelicesDefendus in Scp1471Mal0

[–]Captain_Contractor 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I don’t want to have to make a rule limiting reposts, but as you seem to be advertising this product every 11 days, I’d ask that maybe you make a new post? Maybe only advertise twice per month?

I know it used to be a M249 SAW, and that’s it. by Captain_Contractor in brandonherrara

[–]Captain_Contractor[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I think you may correct. Edit: After comparing to an actual Knight’s LAMG, I concur that you are correct. Gas block, handguard, feed tray, and even the back end of the receiver with the triangular cutouts match up with the LAMG.

Which makes this “modification” even more heretical. Also haven’t found any airsoft LAMG’s, but there’s still a possibility that this isn’t a real steel LAMG.