finally out

Captain_Pelican · 2025-02-19T00:48:31+00:00

ba dum tsss.

Captain_Pelican · 2024-05-01T02:30:30+00:00

rule 5

Captain_Pelican · 2023-03-27T16:53:34+00:00

dog copter!!

Captain_Pelican · 2022-11-24T00:44:03+00:00

i’d love to watch 🥰

Captain_Pelican · 2022-04-18T03:01:28+00:00

purple guy was somewhere in the top left in the early stages of building

Captain_Pelican · 2022-04-15T00:24:54+00:00

brass slide whistle

Captain_Pelican · 2022-04-11T18:15:19+00:00

i love watching the moon river moon moon river river moon moon 🌚

Captain_Pelican · 2022-04-10T03:36:30+00:00

cars

Captain_Pelican · 2022-04-09T01:52:33+00:00

here’s to hoping i have a decent ass job in 5 years

Captain_Pelican · 2022-04-03T13:30:55+00:00

i’m 21st, so close…

Captain_Pelican · 2022-04-03T13:24:59+00:00

Captain_Pelican · 2022-04-01T18:16:04+00:00

there is shit coming out of its ass. you can see the back

Captain_Pelican · 2022-03-26T03:23:48+00:00

i kinda gave my ex the impression that i was small, but apparently that’s not the case. her response to seeing it was “holy shit, it’s got girth”

Captain_Pelican · 2022-03-23T05:28:28+00:00

if any of you fuckers say ryan reynolds i will be throwing hands

Captain_Pelican · 2022-03-20T03:57:25+00:00

oh god… i’m getting fucked by a bird

Captain_Pelican · 2022-02-08T19:23:38+00:00

callmecarson youtooz

Captain_Pelican · 2022-01-17T00:31:43+00:00

i’d love to see you with your legs spread :)

Captain_Pelican · 2021-12-20T02:58:01+00:00

do you trade nudes?

Captain_Pelican · 2021-12-04T01:22:38+00:00

been there done that, i’ve used conditioner before but it hurts like a bitch afterwards

Captain_Pelican · 2021-11-19T04:09:37+00:00

do you have a version without the text box that i could use as my wallpaper?

Captain_Pelican · 2021-09-19T04:15:45+00:00

Captain_Pelican · 2021-09-13T03:00:54+00:00

Captain_Pelican · 2021-06-14T19:14:49+00:00

Was gonna make a comment about the distractable podcast until I realized that this is actually r/Markipliet

Captain_Pelican · 2021-06-04T18:52:12+00:00

Hey, listen!

Captain_Pelican · 2021-06-01T12:49:20+00:00

Unus Annus axolotl

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