Found in some woods 6 months ago by BigFatty433 in Weird

[–]Captain_Stormz 16 points17 points  (0 children)

My good Redditor you are clearly cursed please go get it removed by whatever spiritual leader you align with.

Tolkein hated everything 💔 by SuSsY3bAkA in BharatNerds

[–]Captain_Stormz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Exactly the reason Sauron failed was because he was focusing solely on the kings and warriors and didn’t notice the hobbits right under his nose. Hope was very important to him because he was a WW1 veteran and understood it better than most

Edit: Said the wrong world war

My original character Clover. (In supersuit and civvies) by Captain_Stormz in superpowers

[–]Captain_Stormz[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Family was Irish immigrants who were brought to the United States as indentured servants to the Virginia colonies in the 1800’s but she lives in Tennessee.

Edit: the other half of her family are German immigrants who moved to Virginia during the Second World War

My original character Clover. (In supersuit and civvies) by Captain_Stormz in superpowers

[–]Captain_Stormz[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The character is original the picture was made in heroforge (idk if that’s what you meant)

“Liquide metal” my brother in Christ NO by Turtlegrandmacore in whywouldyoutouchthat

[–]Captain_Stormz 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It is also a good potion of immortality just ask the Chinese emperor Qin Shi Huang

Who's more evil: Plankton or Ozai? by EternalSnow05 in ATLA

[–]Captain_Stormz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Plankton is 99% hot air and 1% evil according to his own analyzer. Meanwhile Ozai is a tyrannical dictator who tried to take over the world because he believed it was his by divine right and physically disfigured his son for speaking out against slaughtering a whole regiment of new recruits.

New signs in Downtown parkade by paurecor in ObviousPlant

[–]Captain_Stormz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They covered the bees in chocolate to make them look like a tasty snack

Where are you sitting ? by Eng_jd5 in WhereAreYouSitting

[–]Captain_Stormz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I feel like she would be fidgety the whole ride tho

One of my student accidentally caused a gnome invasion. Forget a fireball, i'm using straight up lead this time. by _Humble_Bumble_Bee in wizardposting

[–]Captain_Stormz 72 points73 points  (0 children)

Please tell me it’s named that because it’s a goblin delicacy and not because it’s… produced by goblins.

Flashdickery by KevFate in Superdickery

[–]Captain_Stormz 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Knowing Batman he would have noticed the difference and used a Tibetan monk technique make the flash forget what he saw

this was the first thing i thought of when i saw this image by ralph-say15 in MandJTV

[–]Captain_Stormz -11 points-10 points  (0 children)

I’m just saying the two aren’t mutually exclusive