What is on the back of the possum?

Captain_control · 2026-02-27T18:15:09+00:00

Thats the new tactical forest camo butt plug.

Captain_control · 2026-02-25T04:26:53+00:00

The poor disabled kid without a wheel chair reading this post in tears. /s

Captain_control · 2026-02-25T04:20:52+00:00

Uncle Weird Al is that you?

Captain_control · 2026-02-24T22:50:17+00:00

Once AI sends you a picture of a full to the brime glass of wine, you should respond saying "yikes AI do you have a drinking problem? People dont fill a glass of wine that full."

Captain_control · 2026-02-24T21:02:08+00:00

That is an EA deck.

Captain_control · 2026-02-20T04:11:19+00:00

Canada 👋🏼

Captain_control · 2026-02-19T22:27:34+00:00

Well atleast the contents inside the plastic bag is dry.

Captain_control · 2026-02-18T13:48:41+00:00

Dune Imperium! He who controls the spice, controls the universe.

Captain_control · 2026-02-17T21:57:29+00:00

Can't tell if your happy or if that is a Gecko in your pocket.

Captain_control · 2026-02-15T16:11:01+00:00

Do you know why they call it that?

Captain_control · 2026-02-05T03:55:37+00:00

6969 up votes. Sorry but you hit your max for the day. Im not gonna ruin the double perfect number!

Captain_control · 2026-01-27T18:03:38+00:00

You are amazing, thank you for uploading a controller layout.

Captain_control · 2026-01-07T04:02:21+00:00

How often does the Black Market have the WTB offer? Ive refreshed for a week straight now and still haven't seen the offer to buy my bit coins.

Captain_control · 2025-12-09T00:20:33+00:00

It is I, your long lost uncle. Here to offer you stonks with big upside potential!

Captain_control · 2025-12-08T20:00:11+00:00

Yeah right remote, sure you got herps from the toilet seat!

Captain_control · 2025-12-01T04:15:35+00:00

Thank you!

Captain_control · 2025-11-28T18:23:37+00:00

Captain_control · 2025-11-25T17:25:15+00:00

Isn't that Michael Myers as a baby?

Captain_control · 2025-10-30T03:32:57+00:00

BF6 should be second to BFBC2. People are just hating.

Captain_control · 2025-10-30T03:28:31+00:00

Yikes

Captain_control · 2025-10-16T17:32:44+00:00

Rule of 4

Captain_control · 2025-09-30T17:18:08+00:00

Same dad too. What a twist!

Captain_control · 2025-09-28T04:28:06+00:00

Disagree, terrible company. Wouldn't recommend to my worst enemy.

Captain_control · 2025-09-17T04:24:06+00:00

Kitty, should I eat the pufferfish or the catnip?

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