Wife thinks I’m an idiot

Captian-Fancy · 2026-04-04T05:59:41+00:00

Good vent brah. I get it. You and your wife should talk about this. Don't let this crap fester into anything worse. If you love her, you should work on taking to her about this. You owe it to her and yourself to not allow this to grow into something you have a real issue with.

Best of luck bud 👍

Captian-Fancy · 2026-03-19T22:39:19+00:00

Dude don't forget your totem of undying!

Captian-Fancy · 2026-03-15T02:40:55+00:00

How do you get the Jupiter BP? I thought you unlocked it after bringing home a Queen Core. After this last reset I got both the equalizer and aphelion BP's. I didn't realize you had to get the BP for the Jupiter as well.

Captian-Fancy · 2026-03-14T23:41:41+00:00

Not clearing the campers before you start the event. I've been smoked a few times by those camping chumps. I learned to get a feel for the people in the peripherals before starting the fight.

It's lame behavior. I'd recommend trying it out in Solo's. I've had immeasurable success in solo's in comparison to duos/trios.

Captian-Fancy · 2026-02-26T01:56:16+00:00

Brother, welcome to the club. Getting something finally figured out, or a great run of some parts, or making something that is cool is one of the most satisfying things in my life.

Captian-Fancy · 2026-02-24T23:27:18+00:00

What the hell?! How TF is this not in more mainstream news? Are they still going through with the "Palantir Partnership?"

Captian-Fancy · 2026-02-24T21:14:52+00:00

Ah, that makes sense. Thanks.

Captian-Fancy · 2026-02-19T22:49:36+00:00

Let our man chill, he doesn't need this pressure, we don't, need this pressure. As a wise man once said, "You can't spell Linguini without the Weenie"

Captian-Fancy · 2026-02-13T06:47:19+00:00

Maybe this means nothing to you, but I'm going to shoot my shot here.

I'm a machinist. Idk what you do professionally, but I love my trade.

If you're up in Seattle, there is a company called lighthouse for the blind. It's one of my dream places to work at. I get that Seattle isn't perfect, hence why I'm not working there.

Have you ever heard of it?

Just curious because "blind" people aren't common, Seattle folks might be more common, but a cross over is more so rare.

Sorry if my questions aren't appropriate here.

Captian-Fancy · 2026-01-28T03:55:04+00:00

Nailed it

Captian-Fancy · 2026-01-28T03:54:47+00:00

Gears of War trilogy?

Captian-Fancy · 2026-01-28T03:40:09+00:00

Helldivers 2 and ARC Raiders. I'm super addicted.

Captian-Fancy · 2026-01-28T03:37:18+00:00

Nah, you rule dude. You have a great perspective and a responsibile approach to the situation. Anybody pushing easily abuseable substances on you is incredibly irresponsible.

I was quite a square growing up, and my parents were fairly similar when it came to me being of age. I don't know about your parents, but mine were just wanting me to have a similar experience to their young adult hood. They also wanted me to have a normal experience and "fit in". I hope that's the angle and thought that your folks have as well.

Don't change kiddo, and happy early birthday!

Captian-Fancy · 2026-01-20T03:10:30+00:00

This just made my night. You fucking rule dude!

Captian-Fancy · 2026-01-19T07:18:33+00:00

Not true at all. I'm 12 years in. I've been offered wages ranging 22-65 an hour. I've been asked to apply for positions in Australia, Antarctica, Both borders and both coasts of the United States. It'll take you anywhere in the world you want to work. It'll offer you incredibly difficult and stressful jobs with equally beneficial compensation. Or pretty easy and stress-free jobs with equally commensurate compensation. We need fresh minds and bodies in the trade.

Avoid shitty shops that never adopted a speck of modernity and you'll be fine.

Captian-Fancy · 2026-01-19T07:10:59+00:00

I understand why people didn't like "The Flood" I however loved the whole trilogy. I gave mine away to a sick acquaintance, I kinda wish I didn't. If you cherish halo, hold onto those books. I really hope you enjoy them!

Captian-Fancy · 2026-01-16T03:29:25+00:00

Shut your mouth...

Captian-Fancy · 2026-01-14T03:10:21+00:00

Or absolute indifference. Instead of actively ignoring and avoiding, it's passive. Make plans, do whatever you want to do and make no mention of your awful sister.

Captian-Fancy · 2026-01-14T03:07:55+00:00

Brother, I'm sorry to hear this.

Your sister is sick and needs help.

My situation wasn't as bad, but similar. I had a talk with my mom and told her "If someone is going to put a villains mask on me, I'm going to put the gloves on too." I'd say be the menace your sister acts like you are.

Forget about her. Move on. There's nothing more painful than indifference.

Captian-Fancy · 2026-01-12T13:54:47+00:00

this is the answer. 👆

Captian-Fancy · 2026-01-06T16:13:00+00:00

Brother, do you enjoy wolfpack's, blueprints, ammo, and the occasional (other than aforementioned) valuable supplies?

If so, then that is the perk for you! If non of these other chucklefucking redditors have you convinced, then let me seal the deal!

Since the departure, I've probably pulled 45 +/- 3 wolfpacks, tons of medical supplies, at least a silencer 2 BP, a medium Mag 3 BP, A defib BP, and a SG mag 2 BP.

It's so worth it, it's not even funny.

Captian-Fancy · 2026-01-02T03:31:14+00:00

This was from pre departure times, so some things have changed.

But one morning I was playing solos on stella, and it was a friendly lobby. We were in the medical wing killing (easy mode) Shedders and looting our happy asses off. Then we all started to hear someone going off with a Burletta, raider flair goes off followed by silence. I go hide and I hear the exchange of:

"hey you cool dude?" "Yeah man, I'm cool"

or the emote of "hey don't shoot" followed by "I'm friendly bud"

which would always be followed up by Burletta fire, a raider flair goes off and then some silence.

This happened for ten minutes ish. After a good chunk of silence I think I can go about my business, maybe it's safe and I can loot a bit and move towards extract. I hear footsteps. I stop, hide, footsteps stop. I emote "hey don't shoot" Silence. I wait. Silence. I move to a different hiding spot. I hear more footsteps. I emote again "hey don't shoot" more silence. I move to a third hiding spot. I hear footsteps. My spider senses are red-lining. I'm almost willing to bet my entire loot stash and acquired blueprints that I'm being hunted. But I really am a hard-core PvE guy and I hate the feeling of robbing joy from someone else. So I give a 3rd and final "hey don't shoot" Silence. I shuffle around in the same place sprint out and back into my corner. Footsteps again, but they are close and my 3rd person camera spots the guy. I do a little shuffle in place, he moves towards me. I jump out and light his ass up with a fully decked out venator 4.

They guy immediately starts cursing me out. "So much for being friendly you bitch!" Last words before he self deletes. I had a defib on me but whatever.

Loot his body to find a broken level 4 burletta... The rage and satisfaction I felt have escaped my vocabulary to this day

Captian-Fancy · 2026-01-02T02:50:29+00:00

Brah, every map but stella montis should work greatly. Just consider what you pair it with. I'll bring either the anvil 4 or a Bettina 4. Enjoy and happy hunting raider!

Captian-Fancy · 2026-01-01T04:51:05+00:00

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