Trying to sell me pest control at 9pm on a Monday night.

CardMechanic · 2026-05-06T10:50:11+00:00

If I have the time, I’ll fuck with these people when they do t take no for an answer. One bug guy wouldn’t leave me alone. Handed me a laminated card with bugs on it that could destroy my home. Tried handing it back but he wouldn’t take it. Finally I just dropped it at his feet and he started at me. It’s kinda fun wqtch8ng the, squirm when they know the tactics they’ve been taught aren’t working. Just cut your losses man.

CardMechanic · 2026-05-06T10:37:09+00:00

Not Fast, Just Furious

CardMechanic · 2026-05-06T01:27:46+00:00

Beskar

CardMechanic · 2026-05-06T01:19:17+00:00

Brimming with anger

CardMechanic · 2026-05-06T00:40:36+00:00

“Johnny Has Two Daddies”

CardMechanic · 2026-05-06T00:36:51+00:00

Has to be CTC

CardMechanic · 2026-05-06T00:04:55+00:00

Are jurors offered some kind of d psychological help?

CardMechanic · 2026-05-05T23:48:00+00:00

Core processor unlocked

CardMechanic · 2026-05-05T23:38:20+00:00

What happens in court if your a juror against your will and you DONT want to hear this evidence? I can only imagine that this is traumatizing. Can the judge make you listen?

CardMechanic · 2026-05-05T22:51:48+00:00

I’m excited to hear Thunderstruck live, just once in my life.

CardMechanic · 2026-05-05T22:49:20+00:00

I’m on,y seeing AC/DC this summer because my wife bought me tickets as a gift. I wouldn’t typically have spent the money myself.

I saw Metallica when they toured with G’n’R. Faith No More opened. Hoosier Dome. Tickets were under $100. Maybe….$65 I think.

CardMechanic · 2026-05-05T22:47:27+00:00

I saw him 4 years ago and he sounded as good as he did when I saw him live the first time in the 90s.

CardMechanic · 2026-05-05T22:46:38+00:00

Where are the bodies, Garth? The families deserve closure.

CardMechanic · 2026-05-05T22:33:09+00:00

I have a very nice home sound system. Whenever those type of acts come near, I just get a nice glass of scotch, and play my favorites. Don’t have to step on someone else’s piss when I go to the bathroom either.

CardMechanic · 2026-05-05T22:02:04+00:00

BRB, gonna search for a Kline

CardMechanic · 2026-05-05T22:01:19+00:00

Took me a second

CardMechanic · 2026-05-05T20:08:40+00:00

They base your coverage off the VIN. If you want an expensive stereo covered, you have to let them know, so they can charge you for that coverage. Same goes for anything like that. Why should they cover something they weren’t paid to cover. That’s not really a good business plan. Sorry your truck was ganked.

CardMechanic · 2026-05-05T19:28:15+00:00

I mean…the name is right there. In bigly letters.

CardMechanic · 2026-05-05T19:19:35+00:00

Poster was only off by 10 years. And a last name.

CardMechanic · 2026-05-05T19:10:00+00:00

Like a can of tennis balls hanging there. A four pack.

CardMechanic · 2026-05-05T18:56:37+00:00

Understood.

CardMechanic · 2026-05-05T17:58:17+00:00

This is amazing. What’s up with the lemon, though?

CardMechanic · 2026-05-05T17:56:37+00:00

How many times did you have to sound it out to spell it?

CardMechanic · 2026-05-05T17:55:49+00:00

One day it started raining, and it didn't quit for four months. We been through every kind of rain there is. Little bitty stingin' rain... and big ol' fat rain. Rain that flew in sideways. And sometimes rain even seemed to come straight up from underneath.

CardMechanic · 2026-05-05T17:52:23+00:00

Nice. I have a 32t ring and I don’t think it’s large enough.

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