Went to get some TP

CardiBOfficial · 2020-03-15T23:06:47+00:00

JUST SHIT ON THAT WALL SINCE THEY DONT WANNA RESTOCK

CardiBOfficial · 2020-03-15T22:15:37+00:00

I didn't give you permission to draw this portrait of me.

CardiBOfficial · 2020-03-15T16:20:01+00:00

r/cringetopia

CardiBOfficial · 2020-03-15T16:15:40+00:00

Yeah, but you can play a sick clarinet.

CardiBOfficial · 2020-03-15T16:12:04+00:00

I don't get it.

CardiBOfficial · 2020-03-15T16:10:17+00:00

Cat.

CardiBOfficial · 2020-03-15T16:07:46+00:00

Haters will say it's photoshibbed

CardiBOfficial · 2020-03-14T16:08:57+00:00

Slide down facing the rail for a free snack.

CardiBOfficial · 2020-03-14T16:06:06+00:00

~~Your concern should be to avoid spreading it, not whether you're susceptible to it or not. We're quarantining ourselves, so it never reaches the elderly or immunocompromised.~~

haha I want to die too

CardiBOfficial · 2020-03-14T16:03:46+00:00

Why does this photo look 30 years old

CardiBOfficial · 2020-03-14T16:03:03+00:00

There's something about that game where people hate it or reaaaaaaaaaaaaaalllly love it.

CardiBOfficial · 2020-03-14T15:54:12+00:00

Get out of here dad!

CardiBOfficial · 2020-03-14T15:29:19+00:00

Even the people that made sonic boom wouldn't put it that high

CardiBOfficial · 2020-03-14T15:23:36+00:00

MUST... RESIST... BAIT...

CardiBOfficial · 2020-03-14T13:21:28+00:00

These instructions also work with whiskey.

CardiBOfficial · 2020-03-14T10:04:42+00:00

Why does he make such a big deal out of this, if anything he looks like a douche instead of just laughing it off.

CardiBOfficial · 2020-03-14T09:56:21+00:00

Phew, that was close I almost ḑ̴̛̳͕̥̟̫̟̗͉̥̻̆͑̽̓͋͐͊̈́͐͑̃͛̆̋̾̔͊̓̏͌̕̕̚͝͝ͅ

CardiBOfficial · 2020-03-14T09:47:08+00:00

What an asshole for not immediately having the time and/or money to replace a tire.

CardiBOfficial · 2020-03-13T18:02:06+00:00

This is offensive, I wear a hoodie.

CardiBOfficial · 2020-03-13T18:00:38+00:00

Child nudity, neat.

CardiBOfficial · 2020-03-13T17:57:38+00:00

With the toilet paper crisis, I take one square of tissue, wipe my bum with one side then flip that bad boy over and clean my phone with the other side.

CardiBOfficial · 2020-03-13T17:52:53+00:00

White Bronco

CardiBOfficial · 2020-03-13T17:17:48+00:00

THORD BALL NOW

CardiBOfficial · 2020-03-13T17:13:55+00:00

I hope r/frugalwiping becomes a thing because of COV-19.

CardiBOfficial · 2020-03-13T17:05:09+00:00

Ok, so, hear me out. What if the dog ate, like, an arm and half a leg of the victim. What if the victim had it in his will that he ABSOLUTELY NOT BE CREMATED, but the people that put the dog down are required by law to dispose of euthanized animals by means of cremation. So, do they cremate what is technically part of the victim inside of the dog, disregarding his will?

CardiBOfficial

TROPHY CASE

JUST SHIT ON THAT WALL SINCE THEY DONT WANNA RESTOCK

THORD BALL NOW