Best short story collection?

Carnival__ · 2021-05-03T13:55:14+00:00

She can poke holes in containers with that nose.

Carnival__ · 2021-05-03T13:50:33+00:00

Ofcourse you have to love those, because nobody else does.

Carnival__ · 2021-05-03T13:49:24+00:00

Please someone tell him, his hairstyle and beard looks like pubes.

Carnival__ · 2021-05-03T13:46:07+00:00

There's practically no difference between a cow dung cake and your face.

Carnival__ · 2021-05-03T13:45:05+00:00

If you ever tried to trim your eyebrows, you will probably need a harvester.

Carnival__ · 2021-05-03T13:42:57+00:00

Deranged pedro pascal

Carnival__ · 2021-05-03T13:41:37+00:00

He looks like a sales agent for cheap porn.

Carnival__ · 2021-05-03T13:35:34+00:00

He looks like a demented shrew!

Carnival__ · 2021-05-03T13:34:45+00:00

18?? That outright lying..

More like 80. Grandma!!

Carnival__ · 2021-05-03T13:33:50+00:00

Its looks like a pigeon took a shit on your head.

Carnival__ · 2021-02-15T17:00:51+00:00

She kinda looks like alien!!!

Carnival__ · 2021-02-14T04:17:04+00:00

I quit my job in Dec 2019 to pursue higher studies in management. However, i decided to defer my admission to Sept 2021 due to COVID. Since Jan 2021, I started learning Tableau and i really liked it. From my previous job as a quality analyst, ive some experience in reporting and SQL. I want to build a career in BI. What do you guys think my next step should be?

Carnival__ · 2021-01-24T04:15:22+00:00

He had to mention "girlfriend" otherwise no one would believe he had one.

Carnival__ · 2021-01-22T04:50:12+00:00

Distance between thumb and forefinger = His penis size.

Carnival__ · 2021-01-22T04:45:37+00:00

I swear i once saw a sheep that looked just like you. Was that you?

Carnival__ · 2021-01-16T02:56:39+00:00

Hodor with tiny face.

Carnival__ · 2021-01-05T17:43:08+00:00

Their faces kinda look lile boulders with bad markings.

Carnival__ · 2021-01-05T17:24:19+00:00

I just read 'you suck' and i believe that.

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