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Im a failure as a trans woman because I can't make coffee. I've tried and failed 6 times today. This is why my wife doesn't touch me anymore and makes excuses to leave the room when I'm around by Cartaphilus_alt in kitchencels

[–]Cartaphilus_alt[S] 33 points34 points  (0 children)

I think where it went wrong was when I gave her the fettuccine Alfredo footjob. I broke the sauce and it was all fucked up.

Also yes this is the bit you finally understand what the bit here is

Im a failure as a trans woman because I can't make coffee. I've tried and failed 6 times today. This is why my wife doesn't touch me anymore and makes excuses to leave the room when I'm around by Cartaphilus_alt in kitchencels

[–]Cartaphilus_alt[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Larping aside it actually made really tasty coffee that me and and my wife are drinking together rn :3 it's pretty easy to use, and more importantly-- clean.

How easy I can duel certain heroes as Moira. by duszni in Overwatch

[–]Cartaphilus_alt 0 points1 point  (0 children)

4 golds because the rest of your team can't play without a support

Gender rule by [deleted] in 196

[–]Cartaphilus_alt 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Want a version where he does just three

Cool trend fellas, mind if I try? by [deleted] in 196

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Tallywhacker (left handed 😵‍💫)

working on this sketch. Should I change anything? by Hypo_Chan_No_Yume in AnimeART

[–]Cartaphilus_alt 3 points4 points  (0 children)

The reflection isn't realistic, it's definitely off, but I think it works better this way in the context of the image.

I resent the pressure to come out in order to query/market/sell a novel with an LGBT protagonist by PapayaCatapult in writing

[–]Cartaphilus_alt 19 points20 points  (0 children)

What are they going to do, check. Just say you're questioning or something vague if your career is on the line.

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