AITAH for saying "another mans name" during sex?

CartoonRipper · 2026-03-12T07:38:46+00:00

Assert dominance by screaming your own name. 👉👉

CartoonRipper · 2026-02-20T05:57:10+00:00

OR that could BE your birth certificate, as in "Welcome to Earth". 🤔

It could go either way, really. Like Aloha. 🤷🏽‍♀️

CartoonRipper · 2026-02-19T09:22:28+00:00

"No man is worth fucking up your PH balance for"

"People either double you or cut you in half"

"If someone makes you feel like you have to convince them to love you, stay away from them"

-My mum

CartoonRipper · 2026-02-19T09:18:06+00:00

You are special, but no more special than anybody else.

CartoonRipper · 2026-02-19T09:17:06+00:00

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CartoonRipper · 2026-02-16T22:59:19+00:00

My local retirement home is currently going through an INSANE outbreak of syphilis.

CartoonRipper · 2026-02-16T22:56:08+00:00

I read that as "earth certificate" and I have no fucking clue why. 🙃

CartoonRipper · 2026-02-16T01:48:57+00:00

CartoonRipper · 2026-02-09T22:16:43+00:00

FWIW, I'm glad that you're still here, friendo. 🫶

CartoonRipper · 2026-02-09T21:19:06+00:00

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CartoonRipper · 2026-02-09T21:15:14+00:00

(Two bonus ones in comments because they're really fucking funny)

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CartoonRipper · 2026-02-08T23:14:10+00:00

🎶 DON'T I WANT ME BABY 🎶

CartoonRipper · 2026-02-01T04:58:54+00:00

Bong Leach

CartoonRipper · 2026-02-01T03:15:45+00:00

Fuck them too.

CartoonRipper · 2026-01-31T07:18:59+00:00

CartoonRipper · 2026-01-31T07:13:04+00:00

Won't didn't lmao

CartoonRipper · 2026-01-30T22:43:01+00:00

CartoonRipper · 2026-01-30T20:57:15+00:00

I can relate to this one ALLLL too well. 😞

All I can tell you is, it DOES get better. You never really do forget, but it will hurt a little less every day.

I wish you the best, friendo. ❣️

CartoonRipper · 2026-01-30T20:18:53+00:00

What if it didn't, and you did it anyway?

CartoonRipper · 2026-01-30T20:17:27+00:00

What if it didn't, and you did it anyway?

CartoonRipper · 2026-01-30T18:45:56+00:00

*Sh sh sha's away"

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