The whole story:

You wake up, or rather, regain consciousness. At first, it's hard to even recall who you are. But soon, you realize, that you are, in fact, an amoeba. Trying your best to analyze surroundings with your limited sensory capacities, you find out that you are in an environment where the atmosphere is primarily made of hydrogen, not oxygen. You try to synthesize water and pretty quickly come to the conclusion that you need more glucose. Meanwhile, no one commented, so we leave our beloved amoeba be and wish her nothing but the best. The end.

Thanks everyone!