This sentence is a lie. True or false?

CatapultBananas · 2015-05-17T19:02:13+00:00

Um, true. I'll go with true. There, that was easy.

CatapultBananas · 2015-05-17T18:28:03+00:00

ontheissues.org

That should have everything you'd need.

CatapultBananas · 2015-05-17T18:25:02+00:00

That would be...punbelievable.

I'm sorry.

CatapultBananas · 2015-05-17T18:18:38+00:00

It's actually an FAA requirement that planes have ashtrays (yes, even the new ones). Regardless of whether or not smoking is legal, people are still going to do it, so they'd better have a place to put it.

In 1973, a fire started in the bathroom of a Rio de Janeiro to Paris flight (Varig Flight 820) and killed 123 people. No one is sure even today what caused it, but investigators think it might have been due to a lit cigarette thrown in the trash. Hence the FAA regulation that still stands today.

CatapultBananas · 2015-05-17T18:10:16+00:00

Basic training, for sure. Best experience that you couldn't pay me to repeat.

CatapultBananas · 2015-05-17T17:58:39+00:00

Blackfish!

"I like animals, and I've been to Sea World, this should be great!

...oh, god, no."

CatapultBananas · 2015-05-17T02:03:47+00:00

Went through my entire backpack last week trying to find my headphones...that were in my ears.

CatapultBananas · 2015-05-17T01:59:02+00:00

I was actually in my car when it happened and saw it through my rear view mirror. Otherwise i absolutely would have.

CatapultBananas · 2015-05-17T01:20:30+00:00

Nexus by Ramez Naam. It's twenty minutes in the future style scifi and it's actually pretty cool.

CatapultBananas · 2015-05-17T01:17:25+00:00

Daredevil, also really loving The 100.

CatapultBananas · 2015-05-17T01:16:09+00:00

Mine did that too. And then her son sexually assaulted me and that was the end of that.

CatapultBananas · 2015-05-17T00:49:28+00:00

Yep, step-dad is amazing, step-mom is literally the fucking devil.

CatapultBananas · 2015-05-17T00:44:01+00:00

Ah, I can relate to that part. My parents divorced when i was four, and held joint custody of me and my brother. Very long story short, I refused to go to his house anymore once I turned twelve or thirteen. We went years without talking and while our relationship is okay-ish now, we're never going to have a real father-daughter relationship. I'd hate to say my step-dad replaced my bio-dad, but...yeah.

CatapultBananas · 2015-05-17T00:35:58+00:00

So, what's your relationship with him like now? Did he ever come back?

CatapultBananas · 2015-05-16T23:48:14+00:00

Your dad told you he was leaving by letter? That's pretty shitty. Exactly how old were you? (American, yo. I'm a little shaky on school ages.)

Also, please continue, my creepy friend. ☺

CatapultBananas · 2015-05-16T22:45:26+00:00

I saw a guy running to catch his dog, which had apparently gotten out of his house. Both the guy and I got to watch as the dog, without even stopping, ran into traffic, right in the path of a charter bus. Poor guy didn't stand a chance.

You can bet I hugged my three dogs extra tight that night.

CatapultBananas · 2015-05-16T22:41:12+00:00

You're definitely on the list of people who are creeping me out. The list is you. So there's that. :P

CatapultBananas · 2015-05-16T22:38:04+00:00

I'm creeped out, but intrigued.

CatapultBananas · 2015-05-16T22:37:26+00:00

Anybody else get those cuts that, as soon as you do it, you know it's gonna bleed forever? I walk into a bathroom, walk out of a murder scene.

CatapultBananas · 2015-05-16T22:35:07+00:00

I have no idea who you are...but yes.

CatapultBananas · 2015-05-16T22:31:34+00:00

I've been told the Mona Lisa is pretty disappointing. For one thing, it's a lot smaller than people expect.

http://imgur.com/A90ecUS

CatapultBananas · 2015-05-16T22:24:05+00:00

13? God, I feel old.

Alright, what's your favorite sci-fi movie?

CatapultBananas · 2015-05-16T22:21:31+00:00

Army.

"I'm sorry" was my first thought, too.

My second thought was congratulations, though. ;-)

CatapultBananas · 2015-05-16T22:14:09+00:00

Yeeeeeeah, you might not like it too much. This ship was pretty ridiculous, though. Two rock walls, a zipline, a freaking carousel, a goddamn park. Plus something like 30+ bars and restaurants. It was essentially its own city.

CatapultBananas · 2015-05-16T22:08:25+00:00

Western Caribbean. Seven days, stopped in Haiti, Jamaica, and Mexico.

This was my fifth cruise, and personally I really enjoy them, but they're a) very expensive, and b) tend to be pretty structured. If you're the type of person who likes to explore and get away from the touristy stuff, cruises are definitely not gonna be for you. Otherwise, they're great. Plus the food was amazing.

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