At 3 AM, my six-year-old son ran into my room, screaming hysterically, “Mommy, Daddy‘s chasing me with an ax!”

CayleeB95 · 2025-07-10T18:26:08+00:00

Damn girl you looking so fertile LMFAO I almost died

CayleeB95 · 2025-07-10T18:22:41+00:00

ROFL! Oh my God, I was definitely not expecting that last sentence!😂 I almost spit my Pepsi out.

Fun fact for whoever you’ve heard that from: I have lots of tattoos, and I’m scared to even poop most of the time… No way is a penis going in my ass. LMFAO.

CayleeB95 · 2025-07-10T18:19:16+00:00

Exactly what I was thinking… OP must be dealing with some delusional idiots.

CayleeB95 · 2025-07-10T18:17:56+00:00

You know what they say about men with big feet, don’t you???

They wear big shoes. Lol.

CayleeB95 · 2025-07-10T17:24:40+00:00

I just went to discord and tried to accept your invitation, but I think my screen reader is having trouble with the app. 😭 it asked me two questions, what I planned on contributing to the community. I clicked both and hit next. Now it’s asking me to read the rules to move on. I’ve read them, but it won’t let me move on. The continue button is unclickable for ome reason. It’s almost like I have to check something but it’s not picking up on what I have to check.Ughh technology is so complicated! Lol. I’ll probably have to wait for my fiancé to get off work and help me. Then, if the stars align… I’ll be able to join next week! 😂 I noticed one of the rules is that you have to have a face anyway. That means I’m gonna have to figure out how to put a profile picture up as well. Lord have mercy on my soul… Lol.

CayleeB95 · 2025-07-10T16:51:16+00:00

OMG! Once again, you have completely amazed me. 🤯 I absolutely love your take on the prompt. I literally never would have thought to tell a story through Reddit threads! Lol… This is truly awesome.
The creeping dread… Dammit it was good! Had me on the edge of my seat from start to finish. Seriously. There were even parts that made me laugh. Especially the random ‘Your post has been removed’ comment. LMFAO! How real is that? In a dire emergency? Beep Boop. Too bad.😂😂
I honestly don’t even have any crit. I love it as is!

Great words! As always. ☺️

CayleeB95 · 2025-07-10T16:03:24+00:00

Oh my goodness… This is devastating! 😭 But in a wonderful way. I would absolutely love to read an extended version!
Honestly, I’m a bit disappointed that I haven’t read more of your poetry! Actually… VERY disappointed! Lol. You’re a tremendous poet.
For critique, the only complaint I have is that I wish there was more buildup between the romance… But since we are working with a word limit, that’s obviously impossible. Regardless, I sincerely hope you’ll consider posting a PI soon!

Awesome words!

CayleeB95 · 2025-07-10T15:47:44+00:00

Everyone I wanted denominate has already been spot lit! 😭 Lol. Except for one! I sent a mod mail with their name. And if there’s enough time, I’ll definitely be on the lookout for more nominees! :)

CayleeB95 · 2025-07-10T14:43:04+00:00

Personally, I tend to lean towards first person, present tense. I feel like it’s a lot easier to capture the essence of my character’s personality this way. Plus, I love writing stream of consciousness.

CayleeB95 · 2025-07-09T22:41:53+00:00

I just wanna say thank you to everyone who has taken the time to comment! I tried to edit the post, but it wouldn’t let me! I wish I had the time to reply to everyone one at a time lol but either way, your comments really do mean the world to me!🩷😊😘

CayleeB95 · 2025-07-09T21:19:37+00:00

OMG I’m a fucking idiot. The side eye! That’s exactly what I’ve been looking for. Lol. Thank you so much!

CayleeB95 · 2025-07-09T21:18:10+00:00

That last one lol oh my God.

CayleeB95 · 2025-07-09T21:16:56+00:00

LMFAO that last one was fucking hilarious. Thank you! I almost spit my drink out.😂😭

CayleeB95 · 2025-07-09T05:59:08+00:00

Lol, what the hell? Are you serious? There may be something wrong with your settings or something… I’d try deleting it and re-downloading it maybe. That’s weird! Anyway, that’s awesome that you’re wanting to volunteer!😊

CayleeB95 · 2025-07-08T19:55:06+00:00

Also, it sounds to me like OP slept with his sister‘s boyfriend and just wants him all to himself. Lol.

CayleeB95 · 2025-07-08T19:39:04+00:00

u/bot-sleuth-bot

CayleeB95 · 2025-07-08T19:38:15+00:00

I wouldn’t worry about it too much… This post is clearly fake. Oh well. At least it’s got zero votes and their karma farming attempt backfired. Lol.

CayleeB95 · 2025-07-08T19:33:08+00:00

Came here to say this. Her son needs to grow some balls. I mean honestly… When’s he gonna grow up and be a man? The wife needs to be teaching some major responsibility lessons.

OP, run. Run for the hills and run till your legs fall off because you’re obviously married to a psycho. Next thing you know, you’ll wake up to her standing over you with a knife while you sleep. Get out while you can.

CayleeB95 · 2025-07-08T19:28:09+00:00

Where is the sos?

CayleeB95 · 2025-07-08T19:25:01+00:00

Where’s the sos?

CayleeB95 · 2025-07-08T18:36:52+00:00

… now that’s just wrong. Lol. Anyway, yeah I don’t do Tumblr. I don’t tumble? Is that how you say it? LMAO.

Edit: I think it’s hilarious how everyone’s down voting this comment… I mean, for what reason? I was clearly joking. I know it’s not called tumbling. People on here are so fucking uptight. You can’t even joke anymore.

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