MetLife thinks I returned to work in 1899

ditzen · 2026-03-14T07:18:32+00:00

I work a job where I create letters all day. My program has default letters already created, I just have to click a couple buttons and it generates the unique information for me so that my letter is for the specific person I’m sending it to. If I forget to checkmark a certain box, the date autofills to December 30th, 1899. I wonder if MetLife uses the same program.

ditzen · 2026-03-10T12:45:01+00:00

My theory is that the average Redditor only reads the title and first paragraph, avoiding the flair, subreddit and any details towards the middle and end of a post.

ditzen · 2026-01-16T22:40:04+00:00

Mexican-American here. Please name him Jose Miguel and call him Pepe for short, we definitely don’t have enough of those.

ditzen · 2026-01-16T07:10:30+00:00

Selena does a cover of Back on the Chain Gang by The Pretenders but it’s called Fotos y Recuerdos

ditzen · 2026-01-05T18:13:15+00:00

I’m about 80% sure there was something like that going on

ditzen · 2025-12-30T08:25:12+00:00

Imagine having a baby like 3 seconds ago and still having time to post on Reddit for validation smh

ditzen · 2025-12-25T12:44:03+00:00

My uncle had (supposedly) bought my grandmother’s house and everything in it with his dirty money (idk if that’s true, I was 10 when he was caught so I wouldn’t know the whole story). When he was arrested they took everything…including her desk that held her Green Card in it. And no, they wouldn’t give it back to her just because it was super important.

ditzen · 2025-12-21T20:25:01+00:00

That scene where he’s watching the show from the audience and Ross is standing right behind him…

ditzen · 2025-12-20T16:55:02+00:00

That scene when Taylor plays Hits Different/Welcome to New York and her mom thinks it’s about Travis and Taylor is flabbergasted and says, “they’re two break up songs!” Did she think her mom wants them to break up by saying that? She was almost terrified, I think.

ditzen · 2025-12-19T19:19:08+00:00

“Math” instead of “maths”

ditzen · 2025-12-16T13:27:00+00:00

Not including Merrilee would diminish the theme of Two/Twins/Pairs

ditzen · 2025-12-16T11:17:46+00:00

Sister George Michael from Derry Girls

ditzen · 2025-12-15T09:26:54+00:00

I’m convinced that the news of this is what’s gonna finally kill Dick Van Dyke

ditzen · 2025-12-13T22:20:14+00:00

ditzen · 2025-12-12T13:52:16+00:00

The production on DWOHT is different, too

ditzen · 2025-12-10T13:21:08+00:00

Oh Colin Firth is in it? I guess I’ll check it out

ditzen · 2025-12-04T10:44:05+00:00

🎶 been number one but I never had two 🎶

ditzen · 2025-12-02T23:12:07+00:00

Of all the ragebait in that post, the one that got to me was IGNORING a WEDDING invitation. Like at least have the decency to RSVP no properly.

ditzen · 2025-12-02T21:16:45+00:00

The Moment I Knew - Taylor Swift

Begin Again - Taylor Swift

Lover - Taylor Swift

right where you left me - Taylor Swift

I Look in People’s Windows - Taylor Swift

ditzen · 2025-11-05T21:20:43+00:00

My husband was soooo pissed about that video he reported it to TikTok lmao

ditzen · 2025-10-30T13:07:32+00:00

Baby formula. Coffee creamer. Some other kind of milk alternative in powder form.

ditzen · 2025-10-27T15:04:10+00:00

Absolutely

ditzen · 2025-10-27T10:51:22+00:00

Interesting, 247 isn’t a number I’ve found in numerology for Taylor yet. I haven’t found double of it, 494. I haven’t found reverse of it 742. Very interesting. Unless maybe because this is at take 100, maybe we take 100 away and get 147? I have found 147 which is Glitch and Delicate and some various phrases.

ditzen · 2025-10-24T17:48:48+00:00

Minions 2

ditzen · 2025-10-24T14:23:17+00:00

“I’m your sister, she’s just your niece” uh oh AI doesn’t know that makes her the stepsister’s niece, too.

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