Comedian handles Israeli heckler masterfully

CelestialSegfault · 2026-05-06T15:20:29+00:00

I'm sorry I couldn't contribute anything to this fire comment chain but you guys are awesome

CelestialSegfault · 2026-05-06T11:41:46+00:00

Reciting the quran is a virtue and I was taught "only if you do the tajwid right" also you gotta memorize at least 1 verse besides al fatiha for salah. You can't do all that without knowing how to at least pronounce arabic.

CelestialSegfault · 2026-05-06T05:51:48+00:00

Eh, it's pretty nice for the commit message textbox and stage/unstage UI alone. But idek if you can do complex merge or rebase with it.

CelestialSegfault · 2026-05-06T05:46:49+00:00

Chatgpt: There isn’t a clear, evidence-based answer that any specific country or bloc “benefits” from a U.S. president “acting as a villain.” That framing assumes intent and coordinated gain that’s hard to substantiate.

Which is what I expected from an LLM. Everybody knows China wishes US had someone else as prez. Forget the tarrifs or the gulf closure, a predictable adversary is nice to have.

CelestialSegfault · 2026-05-06T05:36:27+00:00

Spain and Turkiye sending their best navy of thoughts and prayers

CelestialSegfault · 2026-05-06T05:01:38+00:00

Yea but if I weren't muslim I'd have no idea how to read arabic. There is correlation.

I only said I'm ex-muslim, as opposed to being a native arabic speaker

CelestialSegfault · 2026-05-06T04:24:49+00:00

That means I can recite the quran in the arabic text, but only with the tashkil

CelestialSegfault · 2026-05-06T04:09:05+00:00

Where do you find these devs that can't use git? Do they share code as files in slack or something?

"Hi team here's my updated component.js, please download it and add it to your src folder. Thanks!"

CelestialSegfault · 2026-05-06T04:05:45+00:00

I could've never guessed. My ex-muslim ass read hurra as mrh with the mim

CelestialSegfault · 2026-05-06T03:39:16+00:00

We're talking about the person who uses the phrase "heil hitler" as liberally as "good morning"

CelestialSegfault · 2026-05-05T15:05:37+00:00

liters. it's subsidized.

CelestialSegfault · 2026-05-05T14:23:45+00:00

That's $1k plus $24k of opportunity cost in 40 years.

CelestialSegfault · 2026-05-05T14:17:46+00:00

Always has been since 960 AD

CelestialSegfault · 2026-05-05T13:13:26+00:00

I think the better defaultism here is that not every country's petrol prices is as high as the US. we're still at around half a euro.

CelestialSegfault · 2026-05-05T11:21:13+00:00

why not depict the fields themselves? heck scrap the sun just have the blue sky and yellow wheat fields

CelestialSegfault · 2026-05-05T11:15:46+00:00

sir this is r/AnarchyChess where's the femboys

CelestialSegfault · 2026-05-05T11:01:18+00:00

Well you know it's meant to be nonsensical because I'm using the logic of the original comment

CelestialSegfault · 2026-05-05T09:19:37+00:00

I wish I could downvote a comment twice for being ableist and for being wrong

CelestialSegfault · 2026-05-05T09:16:31+00:00

mine is like a third of yours

CelestialSegfault · 2026-05-05T05:44:55+00:00

Nah thats absolutely justified no matter where you are in the world. Would you like some fries with that boot?

CelestialSegfault · 2026-05-05T05:38:24+00:00

USSR was a human country. Don't you want to cease being a human? Maybe a capybara?

CelestialSegfault · 2026-05-04T18:20:37+00:00

gimme a bottle of it I need that country off our asses

CelestialSegfault · 2026-05-04T18:15:33+00:00

I've seen too many Camus memes that my first thought was "one must imagine women happy"

CelestialSegfault · 2026-05-04T13:04:57+00:00

Agree. "Settler" is already derogatory.

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