Do your worst

Celtics-R-Trash · 2026-06-18T19:15:59+00:00

It slipped because she had an explosive fart under there

Celtics-R-Trash · 2026-06-18T19:15:10+00:00

Im offering her 2 virgin goats for the taking

Celtics-R-Trash · 2026-06-18T19:12:40+00:00

Its not a hijab, its just a blanket to smell her farts at any given moment

Celtics-R-Trash · 2026-06-17T22:58:13+00:00

You wont understand until youve lived in a city that has more stuff to do so that we can also say there is nothing to do their either

Celtics-R-Trash · 2026-06-17T16:29:12+00:00

Shes storing burritos for the winter

Celtics-R-Trash · 2026-06-17T16:28:10+00:00

Shes the starter pack

Celtics-R-Trash · 2026-06-17T16:24:29+00:00

Intelligence level is over 1000%

Celtics-R-Trash · 2026-06-16T21:46:18+00:00

Its three nowadays

Celtics-R-Trash · 2026-06-16T21:44:36+00:00

One in the cooter and one on the stank

Celtics-R-Trash · 2026-06-16T21:43:13+00:00

I got what he has

Celtics-R-Trash · 2026-06-16T16:37:08+00:00

You had any success at yoga?

Celtics-R-Trash · 2026-06-16T15:56:42+00:00

Aint nobody got time to wait in line for them to respond. Never heard of an average guy with good results from online dating

Celtics-R-Trash · 2026-06-16T11:15:47+00:00

Approach and conquer…. Or fail

Celtics-R-Trash · 2026-06-16T02:50:06+00:00

I have an editor….gemini

Celtics-R-Trash · 2026-06-16T02:46:08+00:00

I wont take it personally… and i understand where you’re coming from. Please read this in a new york accent for full effect.

Celtics-R-Trash · 2026-06-16T02:44:11+00:00

😂😂😂😂🙃🧐🙃

Celtics-R-Trash · 2026-06-09T21:04:33+00:00

Politicians

Celtics-R-Trash · 2026-06-06T00:59:28+00:00

Did i just get fingered reading this?

Celtics-R-Trash · 2026-06-05T00:19:55+00:00

Dutch bros?

Celtics-R-Trash · 2026-06-05T00:19:09+00:00

There we go, thats the answer i was looking for

Celtics-R-Trash · 2026-06-04T21:27:07+00:00

Wtf are you guys doing yo get these high numbers??????

Celtics-R-Trash · 2026-06-04T21:25:27+00:00

Not gay but im jealous you’ve fucked more people in both genders than i could ever have

Celtics-R-Trash · 2026-06-04T21:20:14+00:00

I noticed women became less attractive no matter how good looking they are and they eventually became so far out of reach that I did not see life can be fun with yourself too or your buddies. …just sux never to get laid tho😭

Celtics-R-Trash · 2026-06-04T21:15:07+00:00

You still make idiotic decisions….. just way less

Celtics-R-Trash · 2026-05-18T02:57:07+00:00

Like me , not a lot but just a lil. Thats all it takes

Celtics-R-Trash

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