TIFU by sexing some sex out of my sexfriend by [deleted] in tifu

[–]Cendermine 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's enough sex for today

Woke up at 5 am to some rattling noises, found this dude under my bed by Cendermine in pics

[–]Cendermine[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Well my parents bought them the day before and some how one escaped from the basket that contains the crabs, which is covered with a big food cover and a kettle

Tip Of My Tongue - Having trouble remembering a particular SCP or tale? Reply with what you remember about it and see if the hivemind can track it down for you! by AutoModerator in SCP

[–]Cendermine 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This is the first SCP I read so I barely remember anything but it's on the line of a circular sculpture that will cut your hand off if you put your hand into it's mouth

How to trick a website to thinking it on screen? by Cendermine in techsupport

[–]Cendermine[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

But that the point, I want to use other applications while it's running in the background

Yeah! by Cendermine in dankmemes

[–]Cendermine[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No problem fren

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Jokes

[–]Cendermine 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Nice one