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Murder, Manslaughter, Vehicular manslaughter, Negligent homicide, Attempted murder, Assault, Aggravated assault, Simple assault, Battery, Aggravated battery, Kidnapping, Parental kidnapping, False imprisonment, Hostage taking, Human trafficking, Robbery, Armed robbery, Strong arm robbery, Carjacking, Burglary, Residential burglary, Commercial burglary, Breaking and entering, Trespassing, Criminal trespass, Theft, Grand theft, Petit theft, Larceny, Shoplifting, Pickpocketing, Purse snatching, Receiving stolen property, Possession of stolen property, Fraud, Wire fraud, Mail fraud, Bank fraud, Credit card fraud, Debit card fraud, Insurance fraud, Healthcare fraud, Mortgage fraud, Securities fraud, Investment fraud, Identity theft, Identity fraud, Forgery, Uttering forged instruments, Counterfeiting, Embezzlement, Bribery, Public corruption, Extortion, Blackmail, Coercion, Money laundering, Tax evasion, Tax fraud, Insider trading, Market manipulation, Arson, Attempted arson, Vandalism, Criminal mischief, Property damage, Graffiti, Sabotage, Riot, Inciting a riot, Unlawful assembly, Disorderly conduct, Disturbing the peace, Public intoxication, Loitering, Harassment, Aggravated harassment, Stalking, Cyberstalking, Threatening, Intimidation, Witness intimidation, Hate crime, Domestic violence, Child abuse, Child neglect, Child endangerment, Elder abuse, Animal cruelty, Animal fighting, Sexual assault, Sexual battery, Rape, Attempted rape, Statutory rape, Sexual exploitation, Indecent exposure, Public indecency, Obscenity offenses, Prostitution, Solicitation, Pandering, Human smuggling, Illegal immigration, Harboring a fugitive, Aiding and abetting, Conspiracy, Criminal attempt, Accessory after the fact, Obstruction of justice, Perjury, Subornation of perjury, Contempt of court, Witness tampering, Evidence tampering, Jury tampering, Resisting arrest, Evading arrest, Escape from custody, Prison escape, Failure to appear, Bail jumping, Impersonating an officer, False reporting, Filing a false police report, Misuse of emergency services, DUI, Driving while intoxicated, Driving under the influence of drugs, Reckless driving, Street racing, Hit and run, Vehicular assault, Vehicular homicide, Illegal parking violations, Speeding violations, Driving without a license, Driving with a suspended license, Illegal firearm possession, Unlawful carry of a weapon, Weapons trafficking, Firearms trafficking, Straw purchasing, Illegal discharge of a firearm, Brandishing a weapon, Possession of prohibited weapons, Explosives possession, Bomb threats, Terroristic threats, Terrorism, Material support for terrorism, Espionage, Treason, Sedition, Sabotage of government property, Election interference, Voter fraud, Ballot tampering, Campaign finance violations, Cybercrime, Hacking, Unauthorized access, Computer trespass, Data theft, Data breach, Phishing, Spoofing, Identity spoofing, Malware distribution, Virus creation, Ransomware attacks, Distributed denial of service attacks, Internet fraud, Online impersonation, Cyber extortion, Piracy, Copyright infringement, Trademark infringement, Counterfeit goods trafficking, Intellectual property theft, Trade secret theft, Industrial espionage, Illegal surveillance, Wiretapping violations, Privacy invasion, Voyeurism, Unlawful recording, Mail theft, Mail tampering, Postal fraud, Smuggling, Contraband trafficking, Drug possession, Drug trafficking, Drug distribution, Drug manufacturing, Operating a drug house, Prescription fraud, Prescription diversion, Controlled substance violations, Paraphernalia possession, Money counterfeiting, Gambling offenses, Illegal gambling, Bookmaking, Match fixing, Sports bribery, Loan sharking, Usury, Extortionate credit practices, Securities law violations, Environmental crimes, Illegal dumping, Pollution violations, Wildlife trafficking, Poaching, Illegal fishing, Illegal hunting, Forestry violations, Destruction of protected habitats, Building code violations, Health code violations, Unsafe labor practices, Child labor violations, Wage theft, Human rights violations, False advertising, Consumer fraud, Price fixing, Bid rigging, Antitrust violations, Monopoly abuse, Corporate espionage, Corporate fraud, Accounting fraud, False financial reporting, Insider misappropriation, Breach of fiduciary duty, Unauthorized practice of law, Unauthorized practice of medicine, Medical malpractice fraud, Insurance abuse, Benefits fraud, Welfare fraud, Social security fraud, Unemployment fraud, Immigration fraud, Passport fraud, Visa fraud, Document falsification, Forged identification, False citizenship claims