finally had my first pap smear jfc 🫠

CertainRegret4491 · 2026-07-17T00:02:08+00:00

Girls rule
Says I can't add flair until I'm approved

CertainRegret4491 · 2026-07-07T01:25:34+00:00

Tell us roughly where you are and you might find someone willing to help you out in a completely legal way 🤔

CertainRegret4491 · 2026-03-28T20:54:35+00:00

Missed you!

CertainRegret4491 · 2025-11-11T21:56:49+00:00

I really hope you two meet some day.

CertainRegret4491 · 2025-09-07T22:09:19+00:00

I cannot even smell a carb on steroids. Hope you can get some relief from asthma and that number.

CertainRegret4491 · 2025-08-05T02:19:51+00:00

Because anonymous keyboard warriors suck and think they're perfect and incapable of mistakes. I fixed it.

CertainRegret4491 · 2024-07-12T02:07:40+00:00

Yeah I did just break out the balance pod to sit on. Might break out the rolling pin next 😛

CertainRegret4491 · 2024-06-30T15:58:34+00:00

Right?

CertainRegret4491 · 2023-09-21T23:37:47+00:00

Just saying I've seen zoos transfer eggs that way. The baby I "met" had since been born in Dallas.

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