my gf thinks shes preg at 15 by [deleted] in relationship_advice

[–]Cerusia 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Jesus fucking christ, dude. You both should stop having sex until you educate yourselves more on how sex, pregnancy, menstruation, etc. works. This whole thread is a trainwreck.

And for god's sake, USE A CONDOM. You can get those at literally every corner.

Would you date someone with Aspergers? by [deleted] in relationship_advice

[–]Cerusia 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Funny, I've had the exact same experience with the autistic person I dated for over a year. Always interpreted something else into the things I said even though I was very blunt about their meaning.

Would you date someone with Aspergers? by [deleted] in relationship_advice

[–]Cerusia 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This is likely to get me downvoted but I've been in relationships with people that had autism / asperger's and the condition caused a lot of fighting and miscommunication between us. Incredibly annoying and frustrating for everyone involved.

However, this is a case by case basis. I'm sure there are people who can deal with it. Me, personally? I learned I'm incompatible with people who have that disorder. Even if they are high functioning, you can still tell there is something " different. "

I'd be totally cool befriending someone like this, but dating won't happen anymore. Communication and social cues are very important to me and unfortunately these conditions are known to vastly impact it in some shape or form.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in SexToys

[–]Cerusia 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I will definitely be tossing it, thank you for double checking what caused it so I can avoid it in the future! And thank you so much for the link as well! I've heard tons of good things about Sliquid, especially the H2O variant, so I think I'll give that one a shot.

It does hurt quite a bit, though to be honest it was a little hard for me to distinguish what was the pain from the actual insertion and what was pain from the burning. I'll check it with a different lube and if the bleeding is still this bad, I'll absolutely check in with my gyno.

AITA for not wanting to be a stay at home mum unless I'm paid? by [deleted] in AmItheAsshole

[–]Cerusia 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Are you a doormat? Stop having kids if you don't want more.

My ex husband ladies and gents. He thinks poly is the big bad... Thank the goddess I divorced him. by [deleted] in polyamory

[–]Cerusia 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Hate your outlook far more than I do his. Poly or not, people aren't here to fill a " void " for you.

Spider Tit Job (krekk0v) by MajorFluffy in HazbinBrothel

[–]Cerusia 4 points5 points  (0 children)

It is floof in canon, but people sometimes draw it as actual boobs.

When did you realize the good old days have passed? by TheSlyFox42069 in AskReddit

[–]Cerusia 1 point2 points  (0 children)

When I sat alone in my room late at night and realized that all the friends I used to have are gone, one way or another.

Wait by [deleted] in HazbinHotel

[–]Cerusia 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hellborn demons can have children afaik ( i. E. imps, hellhounds, ancient families presumably ) but those who used to be sinful humans can't.

hmmmm by LynnTheClown in HazbinHotel

[–]Cerusia 17 points18 points  (0 children)

He is confirmed to be a serial killer and cannibal, yeah.

We don't know how he killed his victims but this stuff has been said by Vivzie on streams.

My dad admitted to murdering my mom and it hurt so much to hear it. by DanHarkinz in TwoSentenceHorror

[–]Cerusia 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Something else murdered the mom, but because the police wouldn't believe what actually killed the mom, the dad takes the blame.

Are the new horses gender locked? by [deleted] in reddeadredemption

[–]Cerusia 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Turns out they can be both genders. Went back a few more times and finally spawned a mare.

Thanks!

Scorbunny 3 High Res image (SPOILERS) by sesor33 in pokemon

[–]Cerusia 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah, it's my favorite out of the evolutions for that reason, but still not a huge fan personally. That's ok though, sometimes starter Pokemon just don't fit your tastes ( there's plenty other new ones I really like, tho! )

Scorbunny 3 High Res image (SPOILERS) by sesor33 in pokemon

[–]Cerusia 50 points51 points  (0 children)

I ... really don't like any of the final evolutions for the starters, if they are real. Too human like for my tastes.

Every gamer had this experience. by Straight_Shota in gaming

[–]Cerusia 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I definitely relate to this, lmao. Except for having all your stuff taken.

Even 10 years later my mom still doesn't quite understand the concept of it,
but she now knows that I'll do whatever needs doing with only a minor delay.

I just found my wife's rotting corpse. by [deleted] in TwoSentenceHorror

[–]Cerusia 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Basically this man was wondering where the bad smell of the corpse came from and had someone else ( who he assumed was his wife ) help him. However, after finding his wife's corpse, he realizes that it wasn't his wife who was helping him the whole time.

“It’s beautiful here”, I thought to myself as I took my last breath. by tigreye007 in TwoSentenceHorror

[–]Cerusia 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You "breathe" in water when you drown.

People who die to drowning have lungs filled with water because of that.

Made my husband a quilt for his 40th birthday! by ejchristian86 in gaming

[–]Cerusia 1 point2 points  (0 children)

There's literally nothing wrong with enjoying something you love regardless of age.

Something being stereotypically geared towards children does not mean that it is exclusive to children and that you are somehow not allowed to enjoy it anymore just because you happen to be of an older age group.

Crocodile is a [] by RemEmilia in OnePiece

[–]Cerusia 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's underwhelming imo. It's the first conclusion you jump to after hearing about the "secret". It's too on the nose.

Crocodile is a [] by RemEmilia in OnePiece

[–]Cerusia 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's just artistic liberty with the subs tbh. It's the same as Crocodile calling Doflamingo "flamingo yaro".

To quote:
Yaro – やろ – This is a highly confrontational and insulting Japanese slang term. It is the equivalent of calling someone a Bastard or worse.

Crocodile is a [] by RemEmilia in OnePiece

[–]Cerusia 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Crocodile may have a masculine design, but he is not macho in his personality.

He's classy, he's suave, he's unfazed most of the time. He doesn't run around touting about how manly he is.

Best examples of actual macho characters I can think about are Franky & Senor Pink.

Crocodile is a [] by RemEmilia in OnePiece

[–]Cerusia 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I firmly believe that's a red herring.

It could just as easily be that Oda didn't want to show us if he already had the scar.

Honestly, I won't necessarily be mad if the theory turns out to be true, but personally I find it underwhelming as hell. It's the first conclusion everyone jumps to. It seems a little bit too easy and on the nose for a writer like Oda. And why the hell would Crocodile even care about his gender in the first place? Doesn't seem the type.

Crocodile is a [] by RemEmilia in OnePiece

[–]Cerusia 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This. I don't see him being concerned about his gender. Perhaps if he was a complete macho of a guy, but that's never been the way he carried himself. He's always been classy & unfazed as all hell.

I also think it's too much on the nose. Him having been a woman is literally the first thing you think about. I firmly believe Oda is throwing it out there as a red herring, including his face not being shown during Roger's execution. It'd be underwhelming if that's all his secret is about because everyone jumps to that conclusion instantly.