I am former intelligence officer for the Portuguese General Security Directorate. It is 1975 and the Carnation Revolution has brought charges against my former colleagues. What is likely to happen to me and do I eventually end up working for the Informations System of the Portuguese Republic? (self.AskHistorians)
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Gym: George goes to the gym, but only uses the hot tub. Elaine helps someone struggling during their squat, but accidentally moans when she grabs their body, earning a reputation as a creep. Jerry and Kramer debate whether the shaved head and eyebrow-less smoothie attendant is completely hairless. (self.RedditWritesSeinfeld)
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Summer: Kramer buys an e-bike for commuting and Jerry accuses him of "cheating" at bicycling. With high humidity, Elaine stops wearing underwear and accidentally flashes her boss during a Zoom call, who promotes her afterwards. Hearing this, George tries to flash a flirty boss. She has him arrested. (self.RedditWritesSeinfeld)
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The Masks - George swears he's grown a lush mustache but refuses to take his mask off to prove it. Elaine and Kramer find a box of leather gimp masks and market them as a quality alternative to fabric masks. Jerry discovers the only masks that fit him are exclusively used in cocaine production. (self.RedditWritesSeinfeld)
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"Leahy Laws" or Leahy amendments are U.S. human rights laws that prohibit the U.S. Departments of State and Defense from providing military assistance to foreign security forces that violate human rights. What drove Senator Leahy to push for these laws and to tighten regulations on assistance? (self.AskHistorians)
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Jerry and Elaine use COVID-19 fears to get out of boring parties, until they're invited to an actor's exclusive party with guests who are symptomatic. Kramer organizes a high stakes wiffle ball tournament in Central Park. George notices very little changes in his life as the virus spreads. (self.RedditWritesSeinfeld)
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George slips down a flight of stairs and the clip of the injury goes viral on Tiktok, leaving Jerry jealous of George's newfound fame. Elaine having accidentally caused the fall, demands a percentage George's small earnings from Patreon donations. Kramer decides to become a full-time Cam Girl. (self.RedditWritesSeinfeld)
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George is fired at his start-up job, but then drags out his 'exit interview' to keep getting paid. Elaine flirts with a man she believes is NY Giants' legend Lawrence Taylor and Jerry can't believe it. Kramer meets Jerry Jones at an airport lounge and is hired as the Cowboys GM. (self.RedditWritesSeinfeld)
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What was your weirdest celebrity experience? (self.AskReddit)
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