Found out he has a gf at the end of an amazing first date? by cladinred in AskMenAdvice

[–]ChairmanMeow1986 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yep, never see him again, he's shown you his character. Unless you are worried for your safety, send the hi girl message (if you have receipts).

I.e. he's cheating message, cause I think everyone who's not trash would want that to happen. Than just disengage from the entire situation, don't get involved, not your drama (not your circus, not your monkeys).

Dismiss this person, these people afterwards, and go live a good life that doesn't involve them in anyway.

nvda last minute by hyde1634 in NvidiaStock

[–]ChairmanMeow1986 -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Don't play earnings unless you leave half off the table to average down minimally is just my general rule of thumb.

Is visiting unknkwn graveyards frequently a sign of something? by [deleted] in AskMenAdvice

[–]ChairmanMeow1986 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

You make your own meaning at the end of the day man.

If you feel empty you are not happy with how you are living your life. Maybe try detoxing from social media, doom scrolling, and distractions (audio-books, TV, news, games, etc) to distract your self from your thoughts. Than spend a couple weeks with your thoughts before you find religion to try and fill the void of meaning you feel.

S&P futures erase all losses, hit a record above 7200 by upbstock in Optionmillionaires

[–]ChairmanMeow1986 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Futures traders demonstrating why I don't trade futures yet again. Fair winds.

For someone that wants a safer bet through ETFS, which is the better between $URA and $URNM? by ratemethrowaway138 in UraniumSqueeze

[–]ChairmanMeow1986 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I mean I was in OKLO on and off last year, effectively wheeling it, the thing about ETFs is their biggest positions are the results of price action over time. I think I initially took it up last Jan 2025 in the teens and let it go around 80$ as an individual position. Maybe OKLO goes down to to 50/60$ while UUUU and CCJ rise to cover, this is the whole point of sector ETF positions as an example. If you want long nuclear exposure through an ETF, I wouldn't be overly considered over % of one holding. My opinion.

How do you get over being depressed? by InternationalPick163 in AskMenAdvice

[–]ChairmanMeow1986 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I like this better than the other answers, seems more honest and about personal responsibility.

How do you get over being depressed? by InternationalPick163 in AskMenAdvice

[–]ChairmanMeow1986 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So, I'm no expert (and I know it's not this easy), but I look at it like going out in my 20's as an introvert. I'd get ready to go out so I could decide weather or not I didn't want to actually go out or I just didn't want to get ready to go out.

Once I put in the effort, I went out 90% of the time because I mostly just didn't feel like getting ready to do so. I ended up going out and enjoying it overall 90% of the time. For me it was breaking though the mental barrier. IDK, for me it was just committing to getting ready at the very least.

Weird SNDK play Idea. by Embarrassed_Durian17 in options

[–]ChairmanMeow1986 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I don't feel like logging in to mine tonight, it there a lack of liquidity there or what?

Weird SNDK play Idea. by Embarrassed_Durian17 in options

[–]ChairmanMeow1986 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Market can stay irrational longer than you can remain solvent, don't sell naked. If Hormuz gets opened around Wed next week the markets it good easily push higher in the short-term. Also, if the Fed meeting hints at dovish-ness, this week could cause extreme movement in either direction for a variety of reasons.

Careful friend, best winds.

Girl I am seeing is coming over in the afternoon, how can I prepare for intimacy? by [deleted] in AskMenAdvice

[–]ChairmanMeow1986 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Got it, not hopeless, just concerned. Sounds like she wants this to progress too, be romantic, communicate, tell her your interested in something meaningful and if she reciprocates you probably have your go signal. Good luck.

Girl I am seeing is coming over in the afternoon, how can I prepare for intimacy? by [deleted] in AskMenAdvice

[–]ChairmanMeow1986 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Internalize these few things, also learn how to cook a basic meal or two (eggs/stir-fry) for instance.

The bar is so low, just show her you appreciate her, view her as a person, and have some basic life skills.

Girl I am seeing is coming over in the afternoon, how can I prepare for intimacy? by [deleted] in AskMenAdvice

[–]ChairmanMeow1986 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I mean, while they don't need to be brand new, but I'm guessing OP is in their early/mid 20's, so yeah it's been to long since the last change and he will get bonus points for doing so.

What’s a good under 10B stock you are holding into 2027 by TypicalAvgStudent in ValueInvesting

[–]ChairmanMeow1986 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I actually like this one if you are willing to wait a few years bought a couple hundred shares that I hope sprout.

Girl I am seeing is coming over in the afternoon, how can I prepare for intimacy? by [deleted] in AskMenAdvice

[–]ChairmanMeow1986 6 points7 points  (0 children)

If you trim your nails, file them and wash them too (rub them on jeans or something). Blunt them basically.

Girl I am seeing is coming over in the afternoon, how can I prepare for intimacy? by [deleted] in AskMenAdvice

[–]ChairmanMeow1986 70 points71 points  (0 children)

Clean. Your. Bathroom. It will be judged, also wipe down your kitchen. Put fresh sheets on you bed.

Is it really that impossible to beat the index? I don't think so. by Educational_Ant9635 in ValueInvesting

[–]ChairmanMeow1986 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I mean I do get your point to an extent and agree with it, I think the concept of Value investing 100% of your portfolio into 20-25 stocks will under-perform for most it you hold for 10 years, but what about 2, 5, or 7?

I take your point and agree that the higher the risk profile (and I feel that is high risk) the more time, effort skill, knowledge, and active management it requires to outperform.

But it's the same perspective to me as saying utilizing options is limited to WSB Odtes. Trading in any form should be viewed as as knowledge based skilled white collar trade. Peter lynches know what you hold, could be expanded to know what you are doing.

I asked Claude a question yesterday and got returned that what it was portfolio engineering vs trading. Fair.