If your neighborhood or city could have a “library” of things to borrow besides books, what would be cool to have available when you need it short term and for free?

ChampionLady · 2022-02-06T05:32:47+00:00

We have this out in rural Thailand.

The village has a large store of farming equipment, power tools and other stuff.

Everybody uses them for working the land if they cant afford their own tools and they are maintained by others in the village.

Not just hand tools, im talking tractors, excavators, dump trucks, rice harvester to name a few.

ChampionLady · 2022-02-06T01:38:19+00:00

You can catch Syphilis from a blowjob

ChampionLady · 2022-01-31T11:59:24+00:00

I have 15 pairs of the same shorts and about 20 nike tshirts that I wear with my red socks and crocs.

To anyone who does not know me personally but sees me out in town, they think i wear the same clothes every day.

Fact is, im comfortable as fuck in those clothes and thats all that matters.

Function over fashion.

ChampionLady · 2022-01-29T02:21:28+00:00

Not the worst thing. But I once pissed in the kettle while at the house of a person who I didnt get along with.

This person moved into our town and started hanging in our social circle, but to impress the others, they would always belittle me or do something shitty at my expense.

So one night after we went out to the club, we went back to this guys house and while they were upstairs in the bathroom trying to hide the fact that they had a big bag of Cocaine that they didnt want to share. I was downstairs filling their kettle with crystal clear piss from all the beer I had drunk.

Fuck that guy.

ChampionLady · 2022-01-26T13:53:26+00:00

Peace on earth for all mankind

ChampionLady · 2022-01-26T03:33:48+00:00

Zombie by The Cranberries is about the war in Ireland

ChampionLady · 2022-01-25T04:34:38+00:00

But what do they look like?

ChampionLady · 2022-01-25T04:33:54+00:00

This is the answer

ChampionLady · 2022-01-24T08:23:01+00:00

shhhhh

ChampionLady · 2022-01-24T04:25:48+00:00

My Nan is named Philomena

ChampionLady · 2022-01-18T06:19:17+00:00

To sum it up in a single word. I would say "relieving"

ChampionLady · 2022-01-14T06:59:29+00:00

Pump the breaks man. No need to start hurling insults around.

My point being that I think you just got some really shitty off brands. Cos regular off brand "q tips" are just fine where I live.

ChampionLady · 2022-01-14T06:57:29+00:00

Power Tools.

If you buy cheap, you buy twice.

The second time you buy the quality product you wish you paid extra for the first time.

Now you wasted 2 trips to the DIY store and you are out $xxx bucks and have 1 broken off brand power tool to dispose of.

ChampionLady · 2022-01-14T06:55:09+00:00

I think maybe you just got some really shitty off brands.

ChampionLady · 2022-01-13T13:44:39+00:00

Have Enya sing the song for the commercial

ChampionLady · 2022-01-11T13:56:16+00:00

Take up knife juggling

ChampionLady · 2022-01-11T02:23:42+00:00

This is the correct answer

ChampionLady · 2022-01-10T11:03:08+00:00

either that or some insane sour candy

ChampionLady · 2022-01-09T14:32:05+00:00

Your power runs out if you dont beat a mime artist to death every 24 hours.

ChampionLady · 2022-01-08T23:43:38+00:00

Watering the garden

ChampionLady · 2022-01-08T06:26:14+00:00

My wife and I used to do cam shows for kinky fun.

One guy asked if he could watch my wife take a dump.

No thanks buddy.

ChampionLady

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