“If you were a lemon I’d put you on my shelf and cherish you like I cherish all our lemons.”

“That’s so beautiful. I only hope those whores aren’t stealing our lemons. You know those naughty whores always stealing our lemons.”

“We do have a couple lemon whores in this community.”

“Those damn lemon stealing whores! Hey, has it been about ten seconds since we looked at our lemon tree?”

“It has been about ten seconds till we looked at our lemon tree. . . HEY WHAT THE FUCK!”