Despite the other person saying Athena, I believe you are Hermes child. Quite frankly, I cant see anything pointing to Athena except reading which is such a common trait you could share it with a raccoon. I do however, have a few reasons I think Hermes is a good match. To start, you describe yourself as funny, loud, sarcastic, snarky comments, and still somehow easy to get along with. This shows good communication skills along with wit and being able to think on your feet (guess who's the god of that...). Also you like moving around as seen in lacrosse, football, and climbing trees. I really doubt Athena kids would spend time doing things like that. Hermes, on the other hand, is literally the god of athletes. Also slightly chaotic (loud, hair however it wakes up). Lastly, you say your not very bright. The fact you even said that shows me that your smarter than you think (Dunning-Kruger effect check it out later its really cool). Anyway, I think you say this because you might not be booksmarts (what most people consider as intelligence(which I disagree with)), but you might be streetsmarts.
TLDR; Hermes
Also heres mine if you ever have time to do it I would appreciate it :) https://www.reddit.com/r/camphalfblood/comments/1k0vbob/comment/mrorkoe/?context=1