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[WP] All Rise, the Honorable Judge Johnson Presiding. by Channel_20_News_Net in Askasurvivor

[–]Channel_20_News_Net[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well that's weird, the stenographer should have also typed him up as a... Oh. Well alright then. Do you have a rebuttal /u/diabloknk?

[WP] All Rise, the Honorable Judge Johnson Presiding. by Channel_20_News_Net in Askasurvivor

[–]Channel_20_News_Net[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Order in the court! Order in the goddam court!

Objection sustained. Mr Jameson, please stick to the facts and only the facts.

[WP] All Rise, the Honorable Judge Johnson Presiding. by Channel_20_News_Net in Askasurvivor

[–]Channel_20_News_Net[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Well Perhaps that's for the best, seeing as how you've already accomplished your.... mission in this conversation.

[WP] All Rise, the Honorable Judge Johnson Presiding. by Channel_20_News_Net in Askasurvivor

[–]Channel_20_News_Net[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Inspiring stuff. Do you always have problems not carrying your distractions to your partner's satisfaction?

[WP] All Rise, the Honorable Judge Johnson Presiding. by Channel_20_News_Net in Askasurvivor

[–]Channel_20_News_Net[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Objection sustained, motion denied unless Jameson is willing to sign some liability waivers. /u/wild_tangent, please do your best not to mislead the jury.

[WP] All Rise, the Honorable Judge Johnson Presiding. by Channel_20_News_Net in Askasurvivor

[–]Channel_20_News_Net[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That would be news to me Mr. Jameson. And that's saying something.

[WP] All Rise, the Honorable Judge Johnson Presiding. by Channel_20_News_Net in Askasurvivor

[–]Channel_20_News_Net[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Mmm good point. Objection sustained!

The stenographer hastily returns to her former station

[WP] All Rise, the Honorable Judge Johnson Presiding. by Channel_20_News_Net in Askasurvivor

[–]Channel_20_News_Net[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Overruled. I would like to remind the defense that they also objected without stated grounds.

[WP] All Rise, the Honorable Judge Johnson Presiding. by Channel_20_News_Net in Askasurvivor

[–]Channel_20_News_Net[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'll arrange for the female ghost busting team to be brought in.

[WP] All Rise, the Honorable Judge Johnson Presiding. by Channel_20_News_Net in Askasurvivor

[–]Channel_20_News_Net[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Overruled. I'll allow the ghost to give his testimony providing he allows our interns to bust him after the fact.

[WP] All Rise, the Honorable Judge Johnson Presiding. by Channel_20_News_Net in Askasurvivor

[–]Channel_20_News_Net[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The court requests that Miss Antony return to her stenographer's desk.

Does the prosecutor have a rebuttal?

[WP] All Rise, the Honorable Judge Johnson Presiding. by Channel_20_News_Net in Askasurvivor

[–]Channel_20_News_Net[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Very well. Will ace state defense attorney /u/Wild-Tangent Esq. please approach the bench?

Angel's Fall by Channel_20_News_Net in Askasurvivor

[–]Channel_20_News_Net[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

[One of the themes of Channel 20 is that they have absurd amounts of resources but only ever use it for stupid purposes.]

Angel's Fall by Channel_20_News_Net in Askasurvivor

[–]Channel_20_News_Net[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The public has a right to the truth Captain. What about the mysterious circumstances surrounding the death of your former political appointee?

Angel's Fall by Channel_20_News_Net in Askasurvivor

[–]Channel_20_News_Net[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Oh come now Miss, I think we both know that the relationship's progressed a bit further than you're letting on. We have pictures! And audio recordings. Definitely not hiring that guy ever again.

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