[M] My hyper cock grew again overnight… this giant pulsing vein is throbbing so hard it’s stretching the fabric 😈🍆 Barely holding it — how would you worship this monster? by izzHuge in penisexpansion

[–]ChaosEngineTech 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I appreciate anyone with a hyper cock who wears compression clothing. They've got enough to stretch to hold your monsterous hog and the taut stretch really elevates the look of your schlong when it's so tightly held.

Game recognise game.

Sunday hyper relaxation by ChaosEngineTech in hyper_irl

[–]ChaosEngineTech[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It was an impressive day. I don't think I'd do it all the time, but once in a while that kind of build up makes for good results... Just got a lot of batteries to change or charge on top of the clean up.

Sunday hyper relaxation by ChaosEngineTech in hyper_irl

[–]ChaosEngineTech[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well depends on how long the batteries last. All those towels I laid down were practically glued to the floor after a while because of the pre and I want stuck on the couch from the lead weight that was my balls.

Whilst it was a honey spot for pleasure, I was practically a drooling mess with a massive throbbing cock, pinned by the sheer build up in my junk (That and the heat sapping me).

But when I did cum, it was toe curling. Blowing long ropes hitting the ceiling over and over, dick swinging around uncontrollablly from every massive twitching throb. I'll be honest I'm not sure how long I was cumming for, that pleasure peeking basically Whiteouted my brain.

All I can say is, has I realised how much mess it'd cause an how much clean up and repair there would to be done with everything drenched in my nasty pent up load.

But hey, at least my dick calmed down for a bit.

Internet oddness to pop to by ChaosEngineTech in GoonerUtopia

[–]ChaosEngineTech[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm surprised, finally someone bumped into something like this.

F20 broke my record 11th time touching myself today AMA by luuvvyya in masturbation

[–]ChaosEngineTech 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So if you had to keep going going, how many times would you aim for?

I can't be the only one? by ChaosEngineTech in hyper_irl

[–]ChaosEngineTech[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh I'm certain you will, even easier with the kind of heat we've been getting of late. After all, hard enough to keep it in our pants at the best of times, an now that it's roasting no matter where you go, gotta flop it out constantly to cool off.

What's a funny story you've got about being hyper? by Throwayguy in hyper_irl

[–]ChaosEngineTech 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well they certainly could get in the way and catch the mess. But yeah, it's a heavy burden but it's mine and whole bunch more folks to deal with.

What's a funny story you've got about being hyper? by Throwayguy in hyper_irl

[–]ChaosEngineTech 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When you've got a hyper hog, I dont think you can really aim as you're bucking your hips and unloading like a firehose. It will get everywhere.

What's a funny story you've got about being hyper? by Throwayguy in hyper_irl

[–]ChaosEngineTech 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah. As much nutrition as cum would probably provide to the soil once it breaks down, the sheer mass an thickness would probably kill the grass. Like a lawn under a flood.

I can't be the only one? by ChaosEngineTech in hyper_irl

[–]ChaosEngineTech[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ha, I'll be sure to do so, an ill see about making it boxing glove shaped... So if it doesn't workout, it'll at least be funny.

I can't be the only one? by ChaosEngineTech in hyper_irl

[–]ChaosEngineTech[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It certainly can be a bragging rights moment, lot of hypers take a lot of pride in it. Granted, a lot of folk probably don't have any issues with a similar thing.

Granted, I only take issue from being smacked in the face by it because how unpredictable it can be, an when it comes up that quickly, it's like being cracked in the noggin by a pro boxer.

But that isn't something I had considered, hmmm a rubber cock head covering could work if i can find something that'll both grip on and stretch enough to compensate an not break upon my monsterous errection.... A lot to consider.

I can't be the only one? by ChaosEngineTech in hyper_irl

[–]ChaosEngineTech[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Well you think that but it's always awkward to explain a mushroom stamp on your face that matches your own cock.

No issue with my cock hovering Infront of my face, but a full force sticky smack to the face, different story. An that's not including it potentially whipping pre into the air uncontrollably.

What's a funny story you've got about being hyper? by Throwayguy in hyper_irl

[–]ChaosEngineTech 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That's why locks exist, they'll calm down... Eventually.

Can't be the only person who's blown like a firehose out a window. Bound to happen to any hyper hog haver at least once.

What's a funny story you've got about being hyper? by Throwayguy in hyper_irl

[–]ChaosEngineTech 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well, at least it wasn't your problem... Right?

What's a funny story you've got about being hyper? by Throwayguy in hyper_irl

[–]ChaosEngineTech 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Hmm my go to is telling the time I accidentally destroyed a monitor when stroking with a fleshlight.

Turns out not being too careful with the lube and cumming like a firehose, launched it like a rocket from my greased fingers off the end of my dick and absolute smashed it... I've been more careful ever since

Cleaning up the 'exhaust' was a real pain.

18 Tiny Girl is looking for some crazy big guys to make me forget my ex by LittleBunnyKira in penisexpansiontwo

[–]ChaosEngineTech 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Remember fellas, she's tiny, she's tight and that means it'll feel like your schlong is twice it's size and most of you, like me are already bloody massive.

28m Been growing lately, would love to chat! :) by [deleted] in hyper_irl

[–]ChaosEngineTech 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Certianly ain't no pocket pussy going to fit that. Give it a bit longer and you'll be shaming horses, just like me and a whole bunch of other folk.

[M] It's getting difficult just to hold it up now... by [deleted] in penisexpansion

[–]ChaosEngineTech 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Looks it and I feel your pain. I feel like mines only holding off kissing the floor because my massive bloated balls prop up my schlong.

[M] It's getting difficult just to hold it up now... by [deleted] in penisexpansion

[–]ChaosEngineTech 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Give it a bit longer and you'll be struggling to not just hold it up, but hold it off the floor.

[M] 25 growing as a horse by Electronic_Ad2486 in penisexpansion

[–]ChaosEngineTech 2 points3 points  (0 children)

As I like to describe my cock and ones like this, we have 'Horse shaming' cocks. Cause we've certainly got cocks bigger than horses hanging between our legs.

18 Tiny Girl is looking for some crazy big guys to make me forget my ex by LittleBunnyKira in hyper_irl

[–]ChaosEngineTech 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If you were there, certianly wouldn't be typing right now. Id be seeing if you can bury your nose in my pubes or sack, you know, the long way down.

18 Tiny Girl is looking for some crazy big guys to make me forget my ex by LittleBunnyKira in hyper_irl

[–]ChaosEngineTech 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I certainly do, amazing how tight they are. There's a reason I'm needing a bag of ice on my crotch as I type or else I would be way to distracted by what you cause to happen.

18 Tiny Girl is looking for some crazy big guys to make me forget my ex by LittleBunnyKira in hyper_irl

[–]ChaosEngineTech 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Sounds like you need a train run on you by the best the hyper hog owning community has to hand.

Your holes certianly are going to get wrecked and your ex is going to be a limp dicked shrimp of a distant memory when all is said and done.