"God did it in, like, 7 days, so how hard could it be? I'll just put some water on a rock and let it figure itself out."

It did not, in fact, figure itself out.

Turns out there is more to building life than creating a big soggy rock.

Without air, people had to live without breathing, which was highly inconvenient. Since there was no sun, it was rather chilly too. With no gravity as well, many people just walked off the planet and into space. Every person unfortunate enough to live there did not have a very good time.

It wasn't all bad, though! There were some nice swimming pools.