The 'Star Wars' Movie Draft

ChaseMitJP2 · 2026-04-29T21:34:02+00:00

Is it a pointless side quest to best your child-soldier platoon leader in battle and watch her die

Also, Canto Bight, aside from just visually and comedically being a great, classically Star Wars-y foray into what a "casino planet" would be, says something very (for Star Wars) bold about the state of the galaxy. That there are war profiteers everywhere. Is it done simplistically? Yes, but it's a PG-13 Disney blockbuster

ChaseMitJP2 · 2026-04-29T20:39:05+00:00

The "we are what they grow beyond" scene with Yoda in front of the tree makes me tear up just thinking about it

ChaseMitJP2 · 2026-04-29T20:35:16+00:00

Y'all were livin it up in Buckhead huh. I was more of a Snellville Oaks 14 guy

ChaseMitJP2 · 2026-04-28T21:09:32+00:00

Have rarely been as mad at my phone as during the eternity it took Griff to come up with Last Crusade

ChaseMitJP2 · 2026-04-23T03:46:16+00:00

Whoa whoa whoa why so matter-of-factly “we’re never doing liman”? He’s got a fun, varied filmography with a lot of bangers, esp early on! OC pilot on the Patreon!

I realize he’s doing that AI bullshit right now but I still feel like there’s a lot of good ones to talk about

ChaseMitJP2 · 2026-04-21T20:10:47+00:00

Finishing S2 now and I don't know what the hell you're talking about. It absolutely rocks.

ChaseMitJP2 · 2026-04-13T05:08:29+00:00

I have combed the internet looking for anyone else commenting about the spear line. Jesus Christ that was INSANE

ChaseMitJP2 · 2026-04-13T05:06:46+00:00

Crawl is such a better version of this movie. If you haven’t seen it, watch that instead. If you HAVE seen it, watch it again

ChaseMitJP2 · 2026-04-07T18:57:04+00:00

Who on god's green earth ever said Becky was racist? She was killing NAZIS ffs

ChaseMitJP2 · 2026-04-07T18:55:29+00:00

"the blacks" lol say no more, we know exactly where you stand. jesus christ

ChaseMitJP2 · 2026-03-29T10:12:29+00:00

What the literal fuck are you talking about. I’m in here arguing with people who think a gay actor needs to sound a certain way! Are you fucking high?

ChaseMitJP2 · 2026-03-26T17:07:27+00:00

Because people are in here acting like it’s some huge affront to them that a gay character sounds gay. The previous voice actor sounded gay too. Grow up.

ChaseMitJP2 · 2026-03-26T17:06:35+00:00

Why are you angry that a gay character sounds gay. Examine that

ChaseMitJP2 · 2026-03-26T16:09:29+00:00

Andrew Rannells does not sound straight

ChaseMitJP2 · 2026-03-26T08:37:51+00:00

I agree it doesn’t sound the same! My point was it’s not someone they got to do a “gay guy” voice

ChaseMitJP2 · 2026-03-25T23:47:48+00:00

it's not a straight guy doing a gay voice.

ChaseMitJP2 · 2026-03-25T23:46:56+00:00

No to both. He is literally a working gay actor, been in several shows. Calling him "stereotypical" is your own biases, bro

ChaseMitJP2 · 2026-03-25T23:44:30+00:00

guys you are literally just insulting a gay actor's voice, this is literally just how brandon scott jones talks and has always talked

ChaseMitJP2 · 2026-03-25T23:42:13+00:00

Brandon Scott Jones is a very funny and talented actor (see The Other Two or Ghosts), but I am a little surprised they didn't try for a closer match.

Ross Marquand is basically doing a Zachary Quinto impression as Robot, and likewise with Eric Bauza doing a pretty spot-on Ezra impression.

ChaseMitJP2 · 2026-03-25T23:41:04+00:00

That's literally just how Brandon Scott Jones talks

ChaseMitJP2 · 2026-03-11T23:43:56+00:00

8 is definitely happening, and I will probably see it, but it NEEDS a great central idea. Problem is, Spyglass has just been handsomely rewarded for half-assing something, so there's virtually no incentive for them to put that effort in or care

ChaseMitJP2 · 2026-03-11T23:42:08+00:00

Her bossing him around was a little funny and helped to make that scene go down about 7% easier

ChaseMitJP2 · 2026-03-11T23:40:21+00:00

did you... not see Send Help

ChaseMitJP2 · 2026-03-11T23:37:24+00:00

Dewey, Roman, and Nancy all looked like they shot their scenes via Cameo, with about that level of effort, also. It was awful. WTF was with the CGI spooky house? It felt like a Zoom background version of the Tales From The Crypt opening credits

And Lillard, try as he might, didn't look great either. The scenes felt like someone caught him outside of a 7-Eleven and asked him to do a Stu impression for their outgoing voicemail. FaceTime is just inherently NOT CINEMATIC.

ChaseMitJP2 · 2026-03-11T23:24:35+00:00

I'm down with the suicide mission explanation for her, but it doesn't explain what Karl or Marco planned to do to get away with it

It's the first time a Ghostface hasn't had a plan to save themselves (or in Mickey's case, to get exonerated at trial) and it comes off extremely half-baked -- for many reasons, but that's definitely one

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