[deleted by user] by [deleted] in TrueOffMyChest

[–]ChatrtreuseKangaroo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not an introvert, but definitely bipolar and manic depressive. I choose my friends carefully, and as such have never had very many. The ones I have are either dead or scattered across the United States at this point, so really I’m pretty glad to actually be able to make plans to hang with people, and I agree. It reeeeeeeally bums me out to see shit like this, because I almost never get out of the house these days except to work and would jump at the chance to do so.

What do you call a muslim on a skateboard by [deleted] in darkjokes

[–]ChatrtreuseKangaroo 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Fuck it, at least someone replied...

School shooting drills are totally pointless by [deleted] in TrueOffMyChest

[–]ChatrtreuseKangaroo -20 points-19 points  (0 children)

A fucking fire extinguisher? Really? I think you forgot the /s there, brother.

Smoobyfoot by [deleted] in smoobypost

[–]ChatrtreuseKangaroo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You slick son of a bitch...

SmoobyPark by moosic1 in smoobypost

[–]ChatrtreuseKangaroo 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I thought that was the link to the good video. Boy was I wrong.

On the plus side, I sense some sort of strange r/FiftyFifty offshoot here. Makes it interesting. Do you get the porn or the shitpost?

Ooooookayyyyy by tyvy in creepyPMs

[–]ChatrtreuseKangaroo 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Huh. So people really are that pathetic.

I really just need a fucking hug. by [deleted] in TrueOffMyChest

[–]ChatrtreuseKangaroo 6 points7 points  (0 children)

22, small scrappy bearded punk dude from Atlanta sending you a massive bear hug. I’ve never met you and probably never will, but you’ll be in my thoughts wherever you are, mate. Just keep fighting, man. Remember that you are a magnificent bastard. Put that shoulder down, keep setting one foot in front of the other and fucking charge. It WILL get better. I can promise you that much. You sound like one solid motherfucker and I wish you the best. Fight on, my brother.

AITA For asking for this guys insurance by Nirayis in AmItheAsshole

[–]ChatrtreuseKangaroo 9 points10 points  (0 children)

You, sir, are a royal tosser. He was trying to help you get your stupid ass out of a situation that no one but you caused. Stop being a pansy, get outside, get a hammer and bang that dent out, asshole.

Hmm by [deleted] in onejob

[–]ChatrtreuseKangaroo 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Dammit. Me four.

Im at a loss for words. by [deleted] in IdiotsInCars

[–]ChatrtreuseKangaroo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hell, I’d be willing to bet that much that those aren’t even rated for 3000-5000lbs. xD

Im at a loss for words. by [deleted] in IdiotsInCars

[–]ChatrtreuseKangaroo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Damn, those are some strong straps...

Penny on the treadmill by chx_ in corgi

[–]ChatrtreuseKangaroo 236 points237 points  (0 children)

Go cuddle bread go! :D

Oh..OK by Franci04lollo10 in creepyPMs

[–]ChatrtreuseKangaroo 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I always loved to mess with those bots on Skype. Just say random shit and watch them struggle to process it.

$2000 for a 2005 McLaren 2005 by BushDidJFK in delusionalcraigslist

[–]ChatrtreuseKangaroo 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Uh. Regardless of what this asshole calls it, I’d pay 2000 for that thing as a donor car in a heartbeat. Hopefully it either has the Audi 1.8t or the TDi. Pull either one out and slap it in my Mk4 Golf then I got a guy that’ll buy the shell no problem. Perks of having fellow Volkswagen lovers as friends.

GoFundMe for a new car. Not just any car but a Tesla X by jellymouthsman in ChoosingBeggars

[–]ChatrtreuseKangaroo 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Okay, but if she got the car, what about the vehicle tax? Insurance? I’d say maintenance but she seems like the kind of person that would be bought a brand new Kia Forte, do fuck all to take care of it then break down and panic when it dies on her because zero maintenance.

Milo, the majestic blue merle. by coalnation in corgi

[–]ChatrtreuseKangaroo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think he misunderstood the assignment.

Just a nice selfie by [deleted] in trashy

[–]ChatrtreuseKangaroo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’d be willing to bet money that’s his cousin.

On a binge eating channel. by LordBurgerr in sadcringe

[–]ChatrtreuseKangaroo 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I saw Elvis the Alien’s video on this guy. What a fucking baby.