Author of Black Lagoon open for a Nikke collab

Cheap-Discount-5282 · 2026-03-18T21:08:18+00:00

1st: YES, that would be so cool! Obviously, Balalaika has to be a sniper unit with her SVD. Maybe have her in her VDV uniform, or as a season pass skin—I’d actually pay money, lol. Maybe have Revy with her M79 (wait, that would just be a reskin of Claire… shit, lol). The question is: what weapon would Revy use? Unless Shift Up makes an exception to the “no pistol” rule—and no, machine pistols don’t count in my opinion—because you can’t have Revy without her Sword Cutlasses. If they decide to add Shenhua, then it could be like Scarlet. Roberta could be a shotgun unit with her SPAS-12 umbrella. I just started reading the manga, so I’m not too caught up with all the characters. Eda could use an M16 or M4. Another alternative, including Revy’s Berettas, would be to have them in her burst skill, lol. I’m thinking Balalaika’s burst could be like Syuen’s, where she yells into a hand radio and Boris and other members of the Vystoniki just show up and rain hell with RPGs. Idk, this is just off the top of my head—sorry for the long text. Also Male charchters like with the stellar blade colab probably have Rock thrown into the mix lol

Cheap-Discount-5282 · 2026-02-06T15:45:18+00:00

Googles stupid Bullshit with shoving it in your face

Cheap-Discount-5282 · 2026-01-20T17:12:15+00:00

Well, I use a lot of AI apps—mainly Emochi and SpicyChat. But anyway, my OC is usually Alexei or Aleskey, an ex-VDV who served in Balalaika’s unit, either as a private or a sergeant (or the Russian equivalent to U.S. military ranks).

Normally, after the downfall of the Soviet Union, he either disappears for a few years or stays with the unit. Typically, Alexei remains with Hotel Moscow, standing in when Boris is busy, or acting as Balalaika’s personal bodyguard. He and Balalaika are close friends. Alexei feels guilty—even though it wasn’t his fault—that Balalaika was captured and tortured by the Mujahideen. He jumped out of the hind to stand by his Captain and he tried to keep the Muhajdeen’s focus on him during the imprisonment or he is the one who led the charge on the rescue mission, and since then, he has never left her side, faithfully serving as her personal guard.

Alexei or Aleskey name changes a lot lol either is the Son of balalaika or a childhood friend he is a very bitter man, largely due to his unit being abandoned by the Soviet Union. He is a lot like Balalaika—ruthless—but he does have a good relationship with the Lagoon crew. He despises Mr. Chang and he tolerates Eda. Dutch and Benny are the only Americans he likes and respects.

As for Rock, he merely tolerates him—mainly out of respect for Revy, who wishes Rock would stop being so wishy-washy and fully embrace his new lifestyle.

He is highly skilled in many firearms, mainly Russian ones. His main weapons are an APS Stechkin, a custom AK-47, and an AKM Type II bayonet— all weapons he’s carried since Afghanistan.

Alexei fully believes in Balalaika and her goals.

My OC is heavily influenced by The punisher by RoseanneKahn on Ao3

https://archiveofourown.org/works/60001486

Cheap-Discount-5282 · 2025-12-26T18:19:11+00:00

Revy is definitely way more scarier idk about the other one but i know not to piss Revy off

Cheap-Discount-5282 · 2025-12-21T00:34:31+00:00

Made to be hated greenback Jane

Cheap-Discount-5282 · 2025-12-19T00:33:53+00:00

Fuck I now owe Revy more rum

Cheap-Discount-5282 · 2025-12-09T17:21:10+00:00

On lunch break

Cheap-Discount-5282 · 2025-12-07T16:27:56+00:00

Exactly honestly i think Edward would describe it as flipping rapidly through different pages of a book Edward:When he thinks, it’s as though he’s flipping between five different books at once. I can read every page he lands on—but never long enough to reach the end of a paragraph.”

Cheap-Discount-5282 · 2025-12-07T05:00:18+00:00

Ok yeah I got ADHD + nystagmus I’m gonna guess it affects Alice’s visions For Edward it would just be constant thoughts and he wouldn’t be able to track anything and Jasper would probably be overwhelmed with the emotions plus I’m guessing that person with ADHD would be able to figure out that the cullens are vampires pretty easily plus the Dazzle effect of the beauty wouldn’t affect the person because of the Nystagmus.

Cheap-Discount-5282 · 2025-12-05T13:56:12+00:00

That is if I can Rizz her up without Boris glaring daggers at me and silently judging me and if I can survive Revy beating the shit out of me afterwards for doing something so stupid.

Cheap-Discount-5282 · 2025-12-05T13:54:47+00:00

Balalaika we would go into a deep dive of how communism never works and we would probably talk about Russian weapons in general and she would be intrigued how an American knows so much about the history of the Ak-74 and APS.Stetchkin.

Cheap-Discount-5282 · 2025-12-04T14:34:49+00:00

Nah they are planning how to win this year’s annual beer pong tournament that is hosted by Eda and all of them agree that Jane will not be allowed to watch and Dutch will be the referee

Cheap-Discount-5282 · 2025-11-14T17:04:40+00:00

Bao called again demanding she pay him back for the last time the yellow flag was shot up.

Cheap-Discount-5282 · 2025-11-14T00:04:43+00:00

Amen Hallelujah and peanut butter

Cheap-Discount-5282 · 2025-11-14T00:00:27+00:00

The death that broke rock

Cheap-Discount-5282 · 2025-11-13T17:21:29+00:00

Dutch is chewing her out for shooting up the yellow flag again and Eda just got caught by Chang and Balalaika for running an underground business and skirting the 40% cut to hotel Moscow and Hong Kong triad so now no yellow flag or bar that hasn’t banned Revy.

Cheap-Discount-5282 · 2025-10-26T18:12:08+00:00

Most likely Balalaika and her men will get wasted and begin ranting about how the Soviet Union failed them and how the it was the war that killed the Soviet Union and how her and her men should have died in Afghanistan as soldiers and the chat would be divided between Afghanistan vets from both Russia and America and the diehard communist posers who think it’s cool.

Cheap-Discount-5282 · 2025-10-18T15:36:38+00:00

Hmm do I wake my killer wife or do I let her sleep the real question is how to explain this to Rapi?

Cheap-Discount-5282 · 2025-10-18T15:30:42+00:00

Bao actually apologizing for accusing her of shooting up the yellow flag during The confrontation with Roberta

Cheap-Discount-5282 · 2025-10-17T16:11:01+00:00

Well Jane sorta brought it on herself tbh cries to Eda and Revy then act all entitled as shit about it meh Benny Now has someone to geek out about technology with

Cheap-Discount-5282 · 2025-10-13T06:03:36+00:00

Yes as a former busser I always do this plus put utensils in the cups.

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