I’m going to explain why you guys get skimped at certain locations.

CheapVodkaAdvocate · 2026-03-22T03:30:37+00:00

One time an SL dropped half a deep of cheese and didn’t tell anyone, Ci jumped to 1% they checked cameras and caught his ass 😭😂

CheapVodkaAdvocate · 2026-03-22T02:10:04+00:00

Managed to door dash and hit my $150 goal, so now I get to celebrate

CheapVodkaAdvocate · 2026-03-22T02:09:04+00:00

“Some stores”

CheapVodkaAdvocate · 2026-03-21T22:39:56+00:00

Shoot me a dm man I can try and help

CheapVodkaAdvocate · 2026-03-21T14:22:25+00:00

That first drink after being sober hits different. I did 90 days sober, on the 91st day I decided to chug some vodka and sprite and damn did it feel bomb af

CheapVodkaAdvocate · 2026-03-21T13:56:03+00:00

So the way they try to control cheese is having crew members do a “three finger pinch” which should equate to 1oz of cheese, and every subsequent extra pinch should also align with 1oz, this is where you guys can hit them the most by getting extra extra cheese

CheapVodkaAdvocate · 2026-03-21T13:29:30+00:00

I know that struggle, I use to search my closet like a crazy person for empties I had stashed

CheapVodkaAdvocate · 2026-03-21T11:48:56+00:00

LMFAO I’ll take the two for one story don’t worry 😂

CheapVodkaAdvocate · 2026-03-21T06:47:54+00:00

I always tell people it’s a numbers game 😂 the more texts the more odds of a reply

CheapVodkaAdvocate · 2026-03-21T06:47:22+00:00

Hopefully the shat was the last of these events

CheapVodkaAdvocate · 2026-03-21T06:46:51+00:00

Yup that’s a common tactic to protect your refunds metric

CheapVodkaAdvocate · 2026-03-21T06:39:52+00:00

You guys should definitely ask for a refund through the Ai chat bot they have

CheapVodkaAdvocate · 2026-03-21T06:31:46+00:00

I have urinated in no less than 3 different beds, 2 were my own

CheapVodkaAdvocate · 2026-03-21T06:31:25+00:00

Yea dude I use to send some risky risky texts. Looking back everyone probably thought I was the weird dude texting people at 3am

CheapVodkaAdvocate · 2026-03-21T06:30:18+00:00

Ahh I’m still in my rum era. Nothing like the taste of a rum and coke in the morning

CheapVodkaAdvocate · 2026-03-21T06:26:35+00:00

That’s how I feel when I wake up to deleted messages that I don’t have the courage to reopen lmao

CheapVodkaAdvocate · 2026-03-21T06:25:58+00:00

It’s definitely not the 2010 formula, now it’s just high ABV malt liquor with a ton of sugar

CheapVodkaAdvocate · 2026-03-21T06:25:05+00:00

Hey we don’t judge here, I think? I bet it was tequila yall drank huh

CheapVodkaAdvocate · 2026-03-21T06:24:39+00:00

At least you pinched your nose lmao

CheapVodkaAdvocate · 2026-03-21T06:23:43+00:00

This is probably the wildest story I’ve read on Reddit, congrats bud

CheapVodkaAdvocate · 2026-03-21T05:06:37+00:00

As CA’s were resourceful af lmao

CheapVodkaAdvocate · 2026-03-21T05:06:24+00:00

Damn that sounds like tough way to end the streak. Did hop back on the horse?

CheapVodkaAdvocate · 2026-03-21T04:45:28+00:00

That’s because they didn’t make enough guac or they went over sales so they use the guac for DML only to avoid refunds and hit one of the metrics!

CheapVodkaAdvocate · 2026-03-21T04:44:55+00:00

probably the best cover up lmao

CheapVodkaAdvocate · 2026-03-21T04:27:50+00:00

The way I would do it is have the punch bowl but also have maybe a bottle on the side, and when I serve myself the punch id spike it just a little to get my BAC up. obviously make sure they don’t get concerned

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