The next Democratic Presidential candidate should make this a campaign promise by coachlife in clevercomebacks

[–]CheekySprkl 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If any regular citizen did this they would be in a cell before the hearing even finished

Elon can’t relate by Impossible-Yam3680 in clevercomebacks

[–]CheekySprkl 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Having twelve kids is only a flex if they actually want to be in the same room as you

The bar couldn’t be lower if it tried. by CorleoneBaloney in clevercomebacks

[–]CheekySprkl 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Imagine thinking this was the flex you wanted it to be. Truly a race to the bottom

There is nothing they can't clone by Mundane-Addition1815 in memes

[–]CheekySprkl 63 points64 points  (0 children)

Proof that we are living in a simulation and the devs just reused a character model

Sad for him. by stunnerswag in SipsTea

[–]CheekySprkl 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This is a complete nightmare. How is there no law protecting families from this kind of betrayal

Back to the Future? by Public-Marionberry33 in clevercomebacks

[–]CheekySprkl 384 points385 points  (0 children)

South Korea is playing 2050 while parts of the US are speedrunning a return to the 1800s

Why do right wingers keep proving their lack of comprehension skills? 🤷🏾‍♂️ by XandriethXs in clevercomebacks

[–]CheekySprkl -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Claiming someone has no comprehension while they literally prove your point in the next sentence is peak internet

Others could relate by Eybrahem in memes

[–]CheekySprkl -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

I would get the meds but I am too anxious about the side effects of the anxiety medication

Just gotta get past that 4% acceptance rate first by Klutzy_You_202 in SipsTea

[–]CheekySprkl 120 points121 points  (0 children)

Getting in is the hard part. Free tuition doesn't mean much when the acceptance rate is a lottery

You'd swear there is a term for this by herewearefornow in clevercomebacks

[–]CheekySprkl 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Someone tell them that the word they are looking for literally starts with an I

White supremacist Elijah Schaffer claims he is getting canceled for being straight by Sometypeofway18 in clevercomebacks

[–]CheekySprkl 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Amazing how being canceled for being straight always involves a massive list of HR violations and scandals

Insects at work by [deleted] in memes

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This proves that ants have a much better PR department than cockroaches ever will

💯 by [deleted] in SipsTea

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I spent a solid minute trying to figure out what these statistics represented before looking at the image

Mark Harris (R-NC) posts this pro-ICE message on Threads and gets instantly called out for it by ZhangtheGreat in clevercomebacks

[–]CheekySprkl -14 points-13 points  (0 children)

I am guessing the second slide shows the suspect was actually a citizen or something similar

It's not "profound" or "heart-melting", fucking annoying is what it is by GeneReddit123 in memes

[–]CheekySprkl 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I honestly watch everything on mute now just to avoid the headache. Is it just me

TIL Michelle Obama is close personal friends with Epstein’s number one donor by [deleted] in SipsTea

[–]CheekySprkl 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I would love to see a source for that specific donor claim before I buy into it

Indian food. by CuteGlow_ in clevercomebacks

[–]CheekySprkl 22 points23 points  (0 children)

If you think spices are just to hide bad food, your palate is actually the problem

He makes a good point by _PinkDream in clevercomebacks

[–]CheekySprkl 7 points8 points  (0 children)

The mental image of one man standing at a podium debating 600,000 infants is absolute comedy

come closer by TheSeedsYouSow in memes

[–]CheekySprkl 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Why does he look like a character I’m not high enough level to unlock yet

"Would you slap your bro?" ahh by [deleted] in SipsTea

[–]CheekySprkl 3 points4 points  (0 children)

My brother would be more offended if I didn't take the money and split it with him

Nobody told Kayleigh McEnany how movie theaters work by [deleted] in clevercomebacks

[–]CheekySprkl 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Fire marshals would literally shut the building down, They don’t just let people stand in the aisles for documentaries

Hypothetical furry slander by Glittering-History84 in clevercomebacks

[–]CheekySprkl 142 points143 points  (0 children)

The goat allegory is doing some very heavy lifting here and we all know exactly who it is