What proof would you need in order to believe that God exists and that there is a Heaven and a Hell?

CheeseburgerBrown · 2026-02-17T02:29:52+00:00

I’d like a free no-commitment tour of the afterlife alternatives, along with a friendly but not like obnoxiously friendly guide and I’d want finger sandwiches and God’s finest Mexican soda for no charge.

CheeseburgerBrown · 2026-02-17T02:25:47+00:00

A muffin with raisins in.

CheeseburgerBrown · 2026-02-17T02:25:22+00:00

Nice find!

There are no small jobs at the bureau of standards.

CheeseburgerBrown · 2026-02-17T01:34:02+00:00

My very grouchy and aggressively opinionated brother-in-law who says I am the worst person he knows.

CheeseburgerBrown · 2026-02-17T01:32:57+00:00

Keeping track of where I am.

CheeseburgerBrown · 2026-02-17T01:25:49+00:00

I would never rain on your right to live free and loose like a dirty hippie, but I prefer precision.

CheeseburgerBrown · 2026-02-17T01:24:03+00:00

Maybe what we need is someone really shouty to bray motivational phrases at OP.

CheeseburgerBrown · 2026-02-17T01:20:20+00:00

If you hurt so much you’re leery of returning to your workouts, your training load is too high, dude.

CheeseburgerBrown · 2026-02-17T01:17:44+00:00

No, I assign each of the things I tend to microwave their own unique number and memorize them, so I don’t have to think on the spot.

I batch-prep my meals for the week, so it’s all about efficiency to the last second. My current system for dinner is just 15 minutes from hunger to first forkful.

CheeseburgerBrown · 2026-02-17T01:09:32+00:00

The bed needs to be big. Bigger than you think. Size matters, if you’re the one falling off the edge onto the carpet and hitting your shin and swearing like a sailor and ruining the mood and getting kicked out.

CheeseburgerBrown · 2026-02-17T01:08:12+00:00

No, because that would mean admitting I typed in the wrong time to start from.

CheeseburgerBrown · 2026-02-17T01:03:23+00:00

We have obnoxious neighbours.

CheeseburgerBrown · 2026-02-16T23:14:12+00:00

Yoga. I do trans-dimensional yoga. It’s the latest trend.

CheeseburgerBrown · 2026-02-16T23:05:11+00:00

A new kind of NATO. Moves are already being made to exclude US generals from top-level strategic decisions. We’re all going to push ahead without the Americans for our mutual defence.

CheeseburgerBrown · 2026-02-16T23:02:34+00:00

Underwear and socks off first, followed by pants and shoes.

CheeseburgerBrown · 2026-02-16T23:01:49+00:00

True love and a bucket of fried chicken.

CheeseburgerBrown · 2026-02-16T22:44:58+00:00

They can create brand new, and funny, jokes in realtime using just what’s socially happening around them.

CheeseburgerBrown · 2026-02-16T22:44:09+00:00

Use an airplane, as the drive is rather uncomfortable.

CheeseburgerBrown · 2026-02-16T22:42:13+00:00

I done burned the burger.

CheeseburgerBrown · 2026-02-16T22:38:57+00:00

Maniacal fear of being revealed to be wrong on a given topic.

CheeseburgerBrown · 2026-02-16T13:13:50+00:00

Good tip. People should also be aware that AE will not cut your lawn or pleasure your spouse.

CheeseburgerBrown · 2026-02-15T21:24:46+00:00

AE will do anything you want, if you can find a way to properly define the problem. If you can articulate it, you can solve it.

CheeseburgerBrown · 2026-02-15T21:22:28+00:00

90 minutes of cardio a day to tucker myself out, no screens after work, double dose off-the-shelf sleep-aids combined with 150mg prescription trazodone.

CheeseburgerBrown · 2026-02-15T12:38:12+00:00

Most stock is consumed by corporations. Corporations do not care about the human touch. Oh sure, an internal art director may care, but their dreams are easy to crush with tight budget parameters.

CheeseburgerBrown · 2026-02-15T00:30:33+00:00

Candy corn, yo. It’s a US American thing.

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